InfosecTurdFerguson

Sharing all the security wisdom contained in my over-sized hilariously funny hat. World-renowned cybertrolling luminary, leading thoughts to the dark places.

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Ok, who showed @ShaneHuntley the AI face swap apps?

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Anytime I think something is impossible, I remember @ThatKevinSmith got a cat to shit in a box on camera in Clerks.

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

No idea where we're headed, or how I ended up in this hand basket 🤷‍♂️

[visi stark @invisig0th]

As the human population breaks 8 billion today, I can't help but pause and consider where we are headed. What will eventually cause our population to plateau and stabilize? What will happen in years to come as pressure for resources becomes untenable? #8billion

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

As a parody of a parody do I need to label this account?

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Interviewing to fill a researcher position and I've been slipping #Thrunt into my questions.
1) Do they notice?
2) Do they get it?
3) Do they embrace it?

So far no one has used in their replies though. If only they knew that was the key to getting the job.

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Accept no substitutes #infosec #hardware2FA

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

For Cybersecurity Awareness Month I only have one thing I'd like for people to learn #infosec #hardware2fa

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

If you're the CEO or a board member at a company that isn't using hardware 2FA, please ask the CISO/CSO why not. If their response doesn't include "let me show the rollout plan and timeline", fire them on the spot. #Hardware2FA

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Have I mentioned my opinions on 2FA? #Hardware2FA

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

You can't run, you can't hide... embrace the THRUNT! #Thrunting

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

@ddd1ms @vxunderground @Uber @RecordedFuture bag of dick vendors gonna be bags of dicks

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Another day in #infosec
Same as it ever was

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Is there a class people take called "How to talk for 30 minutes without actually saying anything" or is this just a native skill? I've also noticed this affliction is potentially contagious, one person starts and then others follow, leading to hours of circular bullshit.

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

If you're a CISO allowing SMS as part of your two factor auth, it's negligence plain and simple. Hardware tokens or unemployment, pick one. - Twilio breach let hackers see Okta's one-time MFA passwords.
https://t.co/H3uLYYPU52

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

@ShaneHuntley @runasand @yarden_shafir @mdowd

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Especially if you're in Vegas this week, make sure you follow my rule #12. Always dig two more holes than you planned for.

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

Dear #infosec
-stop paying for awards
-stop letting your company pay for awards
-stop letting your company pay for speaking slots
-stop accepting the awards if your company pays for them
-stop "trying" to be an influencer. if people describe you as such, correct them

[InfosecTurdFerguson @InfosecTurdFerg]

A friendly reminder that it's the perfect time of yr for #infosec to leave their problems in Vegas when they depart for home. A trip to the desert can be a real cleansing experience. cc: @jonathandata0