Absurd but Cryptic Stranger

Life is wonderful, but living is unbearable.
Join me on a scroll down the dopamine death spiral

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Tiny Critter

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@yangzheyy Quote from man turned into a chaos spawn

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@thenerdking215 Doubt anything will beat this

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@behemort @rkitchencels Americans

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@greedyfuck @out2nd Manhwa slop don't even attach story to their power fantasies anymore they just look at you like this

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@Crisis_Director Isn't that what it's supposed to do?

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@bilbosfootcomb Even from a secular perspective there's not a single person alive who isn't an indirect result of rape

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@frontierism The universal reality is that everyone alive is descended from rapists. Don't deny the past, just seek to be better than it

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@dyingscribe Me in my perma-virgin alcove knowing none of it's my problem

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@WildSentences

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@FarfaYGO Because there's layers to dismantling that board and even with the right cards it's very annoying to go second

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@CineClaire @dayasquackson @kookynutcasenig There's >270 people replying that you're an idiot and you still can't take the hint?

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@Lorgarwasright2 Obviously, The Lady of the Lake is Alpharius

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@JnReznick @MichaelFKane Sure, but let's not pretend that the original creators had some perfectly masterminded vision of a seamless world at the inception

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@shabazik Wizards giving out incorrect information about history events they witnessed just to mess with people

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@EPM106 "I'm a world-builder from Israel and this is my art"

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@MichaelFKane I'm pretty sure the design is so it gets smashed by logs because George Lucas thought it would look cool. There's no in-universe reasoning for it, and we don't need to do logic for them

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@agraybee The pseudo-spiritual crap is pointless because in both old and new canon you can clone force users with the exact same level of ability. Meaning that it is a physical phenomenon and everyone is just being an idiot about it

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@IndianHolocaust Looking like he'll plunder the coasts across the Mediterranean

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@1ne_chrome Finally someone remembers that there are conditions for using Alien X