CidEsq 🐘

Husband, father, real estate attorney and outdoor enthusiast.

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

Millennials being offended by the new Monopoly for Millennials is so Millennial. I'll be surprised if one of the new "experiences" you can buy isn't being offended by everything. #MonopolyforMillennials

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@nincormpoop @spann Orange Beach looking at the Gulf

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@fesshole And when your boyfriend asks just tell him “it wasn’t me”

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@nypost Wasn’t this the premise of Home Alone?

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@ZacksJerryRig You’re sure this was the first try or just the first video they’ve released?

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@elsathora No one wants to listen to it hiking either.

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

Generational fumble by Jack. But his breakup collab album with TSwift should be amazing

[New York Post @nypost]

Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley separate after less than 3 years of marriage https://t.co/3xNoNkHWpz

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@90sWWE At first I was mad when this happened then I was like the nWo is the coolest thing ever! Wish I still had my Tshirt

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@FadeAwayMedia The NWO was amazing to watch as a kid.

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@SkylarSkye3 This is not even bigger than the opening weekend of the NCAA tournament

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@BarExamTutor Trusts, wills and secured transactions are how I passed the bar.

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

We always tell our kids that if they’re going to be turds to just go lay in the grass

[D J @TxForever]

Your team and entire country is counting on you in the 111th minute and you’re holding your ankle crying in the grass.

Lot of jokes bout soccer and its antics but man some of these dudes are SOFT

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@TheLaurenChen Widow’s Bay is amazing

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@elsathora Birmingham has some of the best restaurants in the southeast!

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@rynixhub @FreddyLA7 Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge; Myrtle Beach and Panama City are all the same town just in different locations

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@greg16676935420 Wait is Elmo actually a puppet for the man?

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@KILLTOPARTY Wasn’t conventionally pretty? Were you born in the 1900s? She was IT.

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@RollTideRewind Team 1 makes it to the Championship game

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@TaraBull Not Alabama

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@shaunvlog_ It happened at the Bass Pro in Leeds just outside Birmingham, AL. FYI there’s also a Buc-ee’s right across the street

[CidEsq 🐘 @IngeTingle]

@suzy_redd @CaffMomREDACTED I think Dana White’s reaction summed up everyone’s reaction to how cool that was