Ingram Goad

The papers said Private Detective Ingram Goad died on January 6, 1983, but nope, I'm here sassy as ever, keepin an eye on those rascals.

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@rawsalerts Spirit will be forced to auction off 212 aircraft, 87 boarding bridges, and 2.3 million unsold turkey sandwiches

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@WaffleHouse Boy, I'm gonna teleport over there right now

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@CNN I can hear Democrats from Maine to California saying in unison, "That's okay, Kamala, you've done enough"

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@GlobeEyeNews So American troops will no longer carry knives with those little corkscrews on them.

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@AJEnglish So American troops will no longer be equipped with knives with those little corkscrews on them.

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@cnnbrk @joniernst wants to spend more time with her castrated pigs.

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As @CoryBooker said just last week, "Don't get me started."

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There are reports that Pete Hegseth's wife attended highly classified meetings with foreign leaders. She had to. She was the designated driver.

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@bennyjohnson At Spirit Airlines, right side up landings cost $8 extra.

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@cnnbrk "Thank you for choosing Del Taco my name is Bashir al Assad, please order when you're ready."

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@cnnbrk "Thank you for choosing Del Taco my name is Bashar al-Assad please order when you're ready."

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@Angry_Staffer "Hold on a minute Jack, I thought 'Hunter' was just the name of one of those White House turkeys!"

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@RpsAgainstTrump "Wait a minute Jack, I thought 'Hunter' was just the name of one of those White House turkeys!"

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@bennyjohnson "Wait a minute Jack, I thought 'Hunter' was just the name of one of those White House turkeys!"

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@cnnbrk "Wait a minute Jack, I thought 'Hunter' was just the name of one of those White House turkeys!"

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@elonmusk Sure Elon, whatever.

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@mikescollins Do salmon sperm banks keep the donor anonymous?

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@AOC @KamalaHarris @CalTeamstersPAC Trump & Musk have spent their whole careers trying to bust every union they can. Those Teamsters must be spending too much time behind the wheel listening to AM talk radio.

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@roywoodjr Can I share your baby oil?

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@CollinRugg Trump & Musk have spent their entire careers trying to break the backs of unions. These Teamsters have spent too many hours on the road listening to AM radio.