Gregs Real Thoughts

A girl who we'll call Greg, her thoughts on the green, & the affects of the poison. An anonymous thought box for her #StonerSolutions & #DrunkDelinquencies.

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1. Big schnoz no rack.

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She told me sometimes she thinks smoking pot makes her poop. 😂😂😂 Wut? #stoned #lol #stonersolutions

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She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and has the moves that don't stop. #DateMe #gregsrealthoughts #stonersolutions

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Get you a man who comes for cuddles and leaves you weed.

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"I used to smack on boscom"

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"Oh yeah tell us we're here....:guys my heads on fire" -A-bi

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I trusted you more before you started talking.

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And some days you take pregnancy tests in Chipotle. #casual

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Take your quiz before you buy weed. #protip

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Y'all owe me a high five cuz shit, I'm 3/3!

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Unicorn: He does have a cone dick!
Greg:Lol trueeee but it does a good job.
Unicorn: *sighs* yeah fair.

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well shit, they did it again.

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Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

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Greg: "My guard is down 100% around you."
Chalet: "Yeah I think that's because you sang to me while I pooped once."
#friendship

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Drinking alone on a Wednesday was not my best decision

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That time I stole her girl kissing cherry. 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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24 and a hashtag funfuck.

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#WetWood 📍cabin2k17

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Now would have been a great time for _________. *insert hard drug of choice*

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I was getting swaggy with it, you know? -turtle unicorn
So you mean your we're having a Bieber day?
Yeah okay. . Devil boy