Michael Red Hawk

Lakota Sioux,Red Cross First Responder,born on the Rez.Semi-pro underwater bowler.My baby sister couldn't say Hawk.It sounded like Aoogy.Aoogy=Augie

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@_oh_hell_no_ I have a shovel,a tarp,and a pick-up truck.Gimme the little shits address. :P

[Sima London @_OH_HELL_NO_]

@knghnryviii My Liege,do enjoy your time away from twitter. Perhaps watching a nice disemboweling or witch burning would be soothing.

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@cnnpolitics @hillaryclinton @cnnbrk Nah,too easy.

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@ap How in holy hell does a hippo escape? Did the 2 escaped murderers break him out? No wonder they can't be found.

[Sima London @_OH_HELL_NO_]

@injunaugie At least I can help your Jersese. "Youse", "You want I should", "Howsit hangin",and "Howyoudoin",are all you need to say. :P

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@_oh_hell_no_ Damn right! It's unfortunate that my trip to New Jersey screwed up my plans.Muahahahahaaaaa!

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Poetrye ys the weyrd stuffid owl in a thrifte store otherwyse full of unremarkable dishware.

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

I get fries with a cantalope from my friends. #BeatlesRecipes

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@_oh_hell_no_ I don't know.Did you think I wouldn't ask about your 3 way with Nora & Eric? You shameless hussy! ;)

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@_oh_hell_no_ You're welcome,Sim. Salindra & I also thank you for fixing us up.And just plain fixing us. :P

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

That was epic. #GameOfThrones

[Sima London @_OH_HELL_NO_]

Glutens For Punishment #HipsterBandNames

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

@_oh_hell_no_ Done. Great to hear about your mom.You get your strength from http://t.co/T7ZCYsRxsn you.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Man Ray reunion partye tonight. Ich was ther yn my goth dayes. Was really ynto Visigoth. Cool arches and verye hard to read handwritinge.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspirationaltweetoftheday

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

My Ex Had Herpes #BreakUpIn4Words

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

I might be gay #BreakUpIn4Words

[Michael Red Hawk @InjunAugie]

We need to talk #BreakUpIn4Words

[Sima London @_OH_HELL_NO_]

Recipe For Disaster. 1. Mix 2 cats & 2 bunnies in room. 2. Add new edible house plant. 3.Leave room for 5 minutes & ignore noise.Voila!

[Sima London @_OH_HELL_NO_]

The Tabbielan #PetGangs