Henry Tudor

Gluttony! Glory! Gout! Transform your peasant self with my inspirational guide to becoming more like me - “Unleash Your Inner Tudor” - avail on Amazon.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

If you care to find me
Look to the Blue Sky:
https://t.co/jr42xLXFJu

[Tracy Borman OBE @TracyBorman]

So I’m in @UkNatArchives leafing through state papers, when this appears 🤩🤩🤩#ElizabethI

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

This is what success looks like losers

[Bobbie @bo66ie29]

A map of the monasteries of England dissolved by King Henry VIII.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

🔥🔥🔥#ENGSPA

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

I AM SLAN! ALSO, I APPEAR TO HAVE EATEN A RATHER VALUABLE TAPESTRY! BUT MOSTLY I AM SLAIN! #EURO2024 #ENGSUI

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

ENLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLAND (wipes a tear, eats a hen) ENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLANDENGLAND!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGSUI #EURO2024 l

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

I command this not to be happening #ENGSUI #EUROS2024

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Still goalless after all this time and strenuous effort. Far, far too similar to my marriage to Catherine of Aragon. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #ENGSUI #EURO2024 #triggered

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

@Ramirezplayer - Swan
- Lark’s Tongue
- Boar
- Cod
- Eel pies
- Beef heart
- Sweetmeats
- Mead
- Wine
- And something I found under one of my pillows that may be a spicy tart

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

YOU BETTER ALL BE SINGING ON YOUR KNEES! #engsui

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

LET’S DO IT LADS #ENGSUI

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Bloody hell. It’s 4th of July in America and women and peasants are being allowed to vote in England. Well it’s Cake Day in my mouth because I choose happiness!

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Dear America,
Congratulations on making your president a king. It always goes well giving a man unlimited power.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

I feel like I can take the credit for this. #ENGSVK

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

@JustMeagain24 who says I’m not

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

IS THIS REF ONE OF MY EX-WIVES???
#EUROS2024

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

#relationshipgoals

[Emma @scousepie]

Mixed weight relationships I hate it here

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

500 years of thirst trappery

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Dear America,
Monarchy is looking pretty good right now isn’t it.
#DebateNight2024

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Stunning calves

[Tracy Borman OBE @TracyBorman]

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