In-Laws & Outlaws

"Having in-laws can really test your love for your spouse, can't it?" -NJR

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🧨 My MIL during the neighborhood July 4 fireworks display: “The colors are pretty, but I could do without those big bangs.” 🎆🎇
#July4 #IndependenceDay #fireworks #MotherinLaw #StuffMyMILSays #Inlaws

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“Well, you certainly ate your share.” -MIL #motherinlaw #MIL #thanksgiving

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She. Never. Stops. Talking. #MIL #motherinlaw #introvertsnightmare

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“I enjoy being leisurely.” #MotherInLaw #MILQuotes #Thingsmymotherinlawsays

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She has learned how to send GIFs. 🤦🏻‍♀️
#MIL #motherinlaw

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“Did you know soy sauce can kill you?
Also, copperhead snake bites are increasing.” #MIL #MILQuotes #thingsmymotherinlawsays #motherinlaw #danger #dangeroussoysauce

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“I don’t usually like beans, but they tasted pretty good with my link sausage. I don’t usually like my sausage linked, but it tastes pretty good with beans.” #MIL #MILQuotes #motherinlaw #thingsmymotherinlawsays

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“Oh, here come some ducks. I can hear them laughing.” #motherinlaw #stuffmyMILsays #MILquotes #motherinlawquotes

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“My ears sound like there’s a swarm of locusts in there. You know the sound they make? Locusts? That’s what my ears sound like in there.” #motherinlaw #MIL #motherinlawquotes #stuffmyMILsays

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My MIL: “Would anyone like some Little Horns?”

Is that what they call the off-brand @buglesofficial?

#MILQuotes #motherinlaw #inlaws #littlehorns

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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“Rocks can slide, and that’s why they post Rock Slide signs. Even one rock sliding can be a rock slide. Two rocks sliding can be a rock slide. Any amount of rocks sliding is considered a rock slide.”
#MIL #motherinlaw #MILQuotes #TheMoreYouKnow #RockSlides

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How can one woman who has had one job and no college degree know absolutely everything about:
*botany
*construction & home repair
*veterinary medicine
*what’s wrong with the American public educational system
*human (and animal) psychology
???
It boggles the mind.

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“Be careful and don’t eat too much shrimp. You know it all has arsenic in it.” #mil #milquotes #poisonshrimp #scaryshellfish

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My MIL worked as a bank teller until my husband was born. Since then she has worked as a stay-at-home wife & mother.

Yet somehow, she knows everything about politics, education, veterinary science, computer programming & human psychology. It’s amazing. 🙄

#MIL #motherinlaw

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Here it is...

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My son: That porcelain cat on the hearth is a bit creepy. It’s like it’s staring into my soul.

My MIL: That was one of the major selling points. Its eyes follow you wherever you go. That’s the reason I bought it.

My son: Really?
#MILQuotes #MIL #catlady #catlover

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We’re here. And, y’all, there are cats everywhere. Cat figurines, cat magazines, cat artwork, and an urn containing the ashes of the late family cat. I’m not even kidding. #catlady #catlover #MIL

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Packing for a visit to the #MIL. Oh, the anxiety. Stay tuned. #MILQuotes

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And that includes mothers-in-law!