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Mother in law: I can’t believe Arnold Palmer is only 50. I thought he was older
Me: pretty sure Arnold Palmer is dead
MIL: no he’s not
Me: no I seriously think Arnold Palmer is dead
MIL: but he just won!
Me: you mean Mickelson?
MIL: oh, I get those two mixed up
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@mbahdey4u #MILquotes
“Getting engaged during COVID is NOT romantic” #MILquotes
The boy: “So {insert person} went to UT-Austin?”
MIL: “Well, he went to school somewhere far away....so maybe there.”
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“Would I rather die beat up by a whale or by some old age thing?” #MILquotes
Has a surprise party for her daughter. 6 days later, tells me she can't afford a gift or even make a card for my birthday so sends a text and avoids me. #MILQUOTES #Thingsmilsays #MIL #FamilyTime #Blessed
“I’m glad you’re not having children so you don’t have to face this level of persecution” #MILquotes
"Tell the Google to Hulu your queue" 😂😂#MILquotes
"It's not everyday that an old woman gets to google 'sex on a snow bank.'" #milquotes #milproblems #drinksbyT 😂😂
"If you want some more of the stuff in the refrigerator, it's in the fridge." #MILQuotes
"I only like the old releases, not the new releases. I like the old releases as opposed to the new releases." #MILQuotes #brokenrecord
She married an old man and he died - #MILquotes
I had 3 episodes of something and then it went out! #MILquotes
I read this stuff on the internet after the vet gave me advice so I think I'm good. So far so good! #MILquotes
I'm getting to where I can't see. I think I should work with animals #MILquotes
"There's where that bad accident was and the three people were killed...and there's a UFO!" #MILQuotes
"They want to fight the people that are fracking. You know the fracking people." #MILQuotes
"I can't eat pickles because they try to choke me." #MILQuotes
"Something in this store is burning my eyes. It's probably the newspaper. I'm allergic to newsprint." #MILQuotes
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