ThingsmyMILsays

These are 100% real quotes from my Mother In Law #ThingsMILsaid #ThingsmyMILsays #MILQuotes #MotherInLaw

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

@Afrihost No internet, no support, no reply to DM's!

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

When my mother-in-law phoned to accuse me of blocking her because #whatsappdown

[Sian Lloyd @SianLloyd64]

@liambarriebros I've got loads of jobs here for you to do. You haven't got a busy year ahead of you have you? #funnynotfunny #motherinlaw

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

*Walks past the house keeper while she vacuums and points out 1 dog hair left behind on the carpet* #MILThings #MILQuote #MIL #Icanttoday

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

*loudly asks if the house-keeper can be trusted or if she should lock her valuables away, while the house keeper is standing a few feet away from her* #Ijustcanttoday #funnynotfunny #mill #milsaidwhat

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

*Just spent an hour showing me a video and explaining why we need to invest in a pyramid scheme, that she found from a sponsored Facebook add that popped up on her timeline" 🙄#ThingsMyMILsays #MIL #MILQuotes

[Wholesome Smiles @WholesomeSmile]

The only thing, my mother-in-Law and I agree on is that: My wife should have married someone else! ��

[ILLEGAL BROADCAST: JOHN HELL EMERGENCY @natureisviolent]

Literally can’t sleep because I can’t stop getting frustrated thinking about how crazy mean and manipulative my mother in law is. Holy hell.

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

"I can't cook today, Im not hungry and now I have to cook for the family." proceeds to have a melt-down and cries..
*family meaning 3 people (herself, my dad and her mom)
*Cook meaning popping in the ready-made meals in the microwave for 3 minutes
#FML #Thingsmymilsaid #MIL

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

"Everyone kept asking how you are, I was so annoyed because we are on holiday and I shouldn't have to think about that" referring to her friends enquiring on my health before a big operation.

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

Uses words like "Racististick" 🤷‍♀️

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

Gets a migraine everytime they plan to spring-clean their house and makes her husband clean the whole house #MILQuotes #Thingsmilsays #MIL #WhatmyMILdid #FamilyTime

[ThingsmyMILsays @ThingsMILsaid]

Has a surprise party for her daughter. 6 days later, tells me she can't afford a gift or even make a card for my birthday so sends a text and avoids me. #MILQUOTES #Thingsmilsays #MIL #FamilyTime #Blessed

[Dolly England @DollyEngland]

I just taught my #motherinlaw the #QuipidShuffle

[The Barnslou Trio @nsloudesign]

#MotherInLaw woke up for food, ate, then instantly fell back to sleep again. Don’t know whether to be annoyed or jealous.

[Robyn Embrey @robyn_embrey]

When you hide in the bathroom because your mother in law is over and being totally judgey!

#motherinlaw

[Dr Bron Harman @DrBron]

@TorSamundsett And she pronounces Singapore as Sing-ga-poor.... #MILQuotes

[Dr Bron Harman @DrBron]

MIL: I saw a movie with my friend.
Me: What movie?
MIL: It was an old times movie. I dunno who was in it, or what it was about.
#MILQuotes

[Krista Nuss Bischoff @KristaNuss]

"I can't eat pickles because they try to choke me." #MILQuotes