Life as an adorable orange Yoshi in a hat sure is nice.
Lovable, carefree, and always eager to help others with my cuteness.
If you’re ever feeling stressed, this adorable video game dinosaur is here for you.
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#Yoshi#Yoshisona
The fact that sign language for mermaids makes perfect sense since they live underwater, yet nowadays people would cry "woke" over something this logical.
Always prioritize your health over everything else. 🩷
Taking time for yourself isn’t selfish, especially when you need it. You only get one body, so take care of it, listen to what it needs, and give yourself the care you deserve!
“Parents deserve control”
Proceeds to explain how the government will raise children through mass surveillance instead of letting parents and guardians do their jobs 🤦♂️
For all of these reasons—all of these anti-consumer and anti-gamer decisions that all happened in less than a year—please stop playing #Fortnite, unsubscribe from Fortnite Crew, and uninstall or delete #Fortnite from your computers and consoles.
#DeleteFortnite#FireTimSweeney
Remember gamers. The ones responsible for all your tech getting more expensive are:
• Sam Altman, OpenAI/ChatGPT
• Jensen Huang, Nvidia
• Andy Jassy, Amazon
• Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook
• Satya Nadella, Microslop
• Sundar Pichai, Google
• Dario Amodei, Anthropic/Claude