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//The Wire//2300Z July 27, 2026//
//ROUTINE//
//BLUF: WEEKEND SHOOTING REPORTED AT SEATTLE FESTIVAL. VEHICLE RAMMING ATTACK REPORTED IN BERLIN. STABBING ATTACK REPORTED IN PARIS. IRANIAN TARGETING CONTINUES TO STRIKE LOCATIONS THROUGHOUT MIDDLE EAST, U.S. HAS NOT RESPONDED YET.//
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-International Events-
Middle East: After the intense Iranian targeting of American positions Friday evening, sporadic Iranian drone strikes have been reported throughout the region. Other than targeting American positions, Iranian drone attacks have also been observed striking Kurdish militia encampments in northeastern Iraq. On the American side, CENTCOM has not disclosed any strikes within Iran for several days.
Red Sea/HOA: Nearly the entire Jazan Refinery in Saudi Arabia remains on fire following the Houthi targeting on Saturday. As of last night, fire detection satellites indicated that most of the facility has been totally destroyed and satellite imagery from yesterday indicates a very large fire at this facility is still burning and the smoke plume stretches over 50 miles to the south.
Europe: This morning Iran issued a public condemnation of the Ukrainian targeting of a Russian vessel. Over the weekend a Ukrainian drone struck a Russian vessel, which resulted in the death of one crew member. This crew member happened to be an Iranian citizen, which prompted Foreign Minister Araghchi to issue a statement of outrage.
Analyst Comment: It is very unlikely that the Ukrainians would have known that one random crewmember onboard a vessel was technically Iranian, but intentional or not, this incident is another step towards linking the war in Europe with the conflict in the Middle East.
Germany: On Sunday, a vehicle ramming attack was reported at the Pride festival in Berlin. One assailant ramming his vehicle into a crowd in the vicinity of the Tiergarden west of the Brandenburg Gate, killing one person and wounding 29 others. After the ramming, the suspect exited the vehicle and reportedly stabbed several people with a machete, before fleeing the scene. This prompted a nationwide manhunt for the assailant that was carried out Sunday afternoon. By Sunday evening, the suspect had been located in a residential area of Spandau. Once located, the suspect allegedly tried to stab the arresting officers, which resulted in the suspect being shot and killed. The suspect was identified as Abdul Ballout, who had reportedly just been released from a juvenile detention facility.
France: This morning a stabbing attack was reported in Paris, near Porte de Clichy. One assailant stabbed 3x women on the street, before being restrained by bystanders and an off-duty police officer. While being held down by responding citizens, the attacker claimed that the attack was Islamic in nature, prompting the government to classify this incident as a terror attack.
-HomeFront-
Washington: Yesterday a shooting was reported at the Bite of Seattle food festival at the Seattle Center. Multiple black/Middle Eastern males began shooting at each other inside a crowd at the event, which resulted in 3x people killed, and 4x others wounded.
Analyst Comment: This incident was initially reported as a mass shooting, however the multiple shooters were not targeting the crowd, as this was almost certainly a gang/cultural shooting. As a result of the cultural implications, Seattle Police have not released the name of the suspect(s) they have in custody, nor have they released the photo of the suspect which remains at large.
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Analyst Comments: Despite the substantial Iranian targeting over the past few days, the American response has so far been very minimal and no meaningful strikes have been conducted since Friday night within Iran. This is probably a reflection of the calm before the storm, as the United States continues to stage assets for a large scale attack sometime soon. Over the weekend, many phone calls were likely made which may have delayed whatever American targeting was planned to take place, as several Iranian/Houthi targeting efforts appear to have been more substantial than expected. The Houthi strike on the Jazan Refinery was very clearly an extremely devastating strike from the Houthis, which probably caused the Saudis pause regarding how much hurt the Houthis can bring to the table. Similarly, the heavy targeting of Erbil (and Patriot battery at this base) has likely resulted in a degradation of air defenses in this sector. How bad the damage is, is anyone's guess, but based on the scorch marks observed from space last week, it is hard to imagine this air defense site remaining operational. The Iranians have also claimed to have struck half a dozen other air defense sites throughout the region, but these can't be verified until better satellite imagery is available. Which might take time due to the deliberate censorship of imagery as mandated by the U.S. government.
Over the past few weeks, anecdotal evidence from locals on the ground throughout the region has increasingly indicated fewer and fewer successful interceptions of Iranian munitions. These reports are very hard to quantify as most of the time it's a shepherd looking up and visually seeing the interceptors miss the Iranian missile, or no interceptors being launched in the first place. Obviously, these reports are about as unconfirmed as it can get, but the smoking craters that are visible on satellite imagery add a lot of credence to the general theory that, for whatever reason, interceptions are not as effective as advertised. However, as it stands the U.S. will probably respond in some way, not just because of the scale of the Iranian missile strikes, but also the fact that this targeting (and the collapse of the ceasefire) has resulted in the Strait of Hormuz remaining fully closed. What that response will be or when it will be carried out, only time will tell.
Analyst: S2A1
Research: https://t.co/S3Ktgax7Ng
NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269
Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report.
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They’re putting vaccines into U.S. food now.
Rep. Scott Cepicky..."One head of lettuce might be normal and the lettuce next to it could contain a vaccine." Foods need to be labeled as vaccine-laced. You shouldn’t buy tomatoes and unknowingly get a polio vaccine.
A guy bought a lottery ticket for $10. It turned out to be worth $12.8 million. Now the company he worked at for 20 years is suing to take it from him, even though he says he was just following their own policy.
Cops try to harass some Good Ol' Boys and it does not go well for those officers.
Deputies from the Pender County Sheriff’s Office pulled over a driver for operating a "suspicious vehicle." What was the driver's actual offense? Turning their car around after getting lost. What they found instead was some guys that knew the law and their rights.
When pressed on why the stop was initiated, the deputy claimed the vehicle was traveling 31 mph in a 45 mph zone. The occupants immediately called out the obvious: driving below the speed limit isn't illegal, nor does it provide probable cause under the Fourth Amendment.
When the deputy stumbled through his justification the driver quickly slammed him with the question asking if the deputy has been drinking. Left with nothing to counter that remark the deputy then asked the driver the same question and it was met with laughter.
Instead of backing down, the officers continued shining high-powered tactical lights directly into the car. The passenger wasn't having it—pulling out an even brighter flashlight and shining it right back at Deputy Simmi to highlight the absurdity of the intrusion. "I got one. Mine's brighter than yours."
When the occupants repeatedly requested the officers' badge and ID numbers, Deputy Simmi claimed they "don't have badge numbers" and only provided his last name, further raising questions about accountability and identification protocols during traffic stops.
Recognizing they had no legal basis to hold the vehicle, no traffic violation, and zero evidence of criminal activity, the deputies ran the driver's info and were forced to let them go without a single ticket or citation.
These deputies were out of their league as these boys knew their rights and were not going to let these deputies trample all over them.
⚠️ Imagine if EVERYONE talked to police this way!
This motherfucker is a legend and should never have to pay for another beer in his life. Watch till end. 💪🍻
WATCH THIS! Engineers storm the stage in protest against Amazon's use of AI in the ongoing 🇵🇸 genocide
"When Amazon employees say something against project Nimbus you fire them!"
Watch how his face drops! He's there to promote AI yet goes into screensaver mode when confronted
Guy attending Florida car is stopped by police telling him it's illegal to watch.
What happens when a peaceful, permitted car show turns into a target practice for spectator citations?
An attendee named Joseph went to "Cars & Coffee Palm Beach" in Florida to take photos and enjoy the legitimate automotive meetup. But as attendees began packing up and leaving, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office (PBSO) launched a targeted sweep.
Joseph was returning to his parked car when Deputy Kalmus (ID: 20186) detained him, claiming undercover officers filmed him "spectating" illegal street racing and takeover activity.
The Claims vs. The Evidence
Zero Takeover Footage:
Deputy Kalmus insisted undercover officers recorded Joseph spectating an illegal burnout or takeover. However, in subsequent FOIA and public records requests, no video evidence of any drag racing or street takeover from the event was ever provided.
Refusal to Clarify: When asked on camera why attendees were being targeted for standing on public sidewalks near a legal event, Detective Kelsey Schultz (ID: 30545)—who appeared to be overseeing aspects of the operation—refused to explain the justification.
The Spectator Standard: Under Florida Statute 316.191(1)(i), proving someone is an illegal "spectator" requires showing that their presence was the result of an affirmative choice to attend or participate in an actual street takeover or drag race.
Legitimate Meetup vs. Illegal Takeover: Attending a daytime public car show at a commercial plaza does not automatically convert law-abiding enthusiasts into street racing co-conspirators.
Constitutional Vagueness: Florida’s anti-takeover statute has historically faced legal challenges (such as State of Florida v. Wells) for vagueness and arbitrary enforcement, as it fails to give ordinary citizens clear guidance on where the line is drawn.
The Reality of the System
Filing Complaints: Joseph filed an official complaint with PBSO Internal Affairs regarding the detention and lack of evidence. Following an internal review, Sergeant Safford cleared the involved officers of any fault.
The Extortion Trap: With spectator citations carrying a ~$400 fine, many innocent attendees end up paying the ticket simply because fighting it in court—or funding a constitutional appeal—costs exponentially more than paying the bogus fee.
Does issuing spectator tickets at permitted car shows protect public safety, or is it just revenue generation through arbitrary enforcement? Looking forward to see the responses on this.
Warning: This Video Will Make You Angry
On October 31, 2022, in Lake City, Florida, legally blind Navy veteran James Hodges, then 61, was walking home after jury duty was canceled.
He was stopped by a female deputy (Jayme Gohde) who mistook his folded mobility cane for a handgun in his back pocket.
After Hodges requested the bodycam footage and filed a complaint, the Columbia County Sheriff’s Office investigated. Sheriff Mark Hunter publicly apologized, calling the deputies’ conduct “unacceptable”.
Deputy Gohde received a two-day suspension without pay;
Her supervisor Sgt. Harrison (seen in video) was demoted, received a seven-day suspension without pay, and was barred from favorable actions (raises/promotions) for two years.
Both underwent remedial civil-rights training.
A later lawsuit by Hodges was settled out of court.
Timothy Alberino just warned Joe Rogan that we’re on the brink of apocalypse.
But not the kind you think.
He calls it a “post-human apocalypse.”
Tech oligarchs are obsessed with “transhumanism.”
“Technology is ascending.”
“We’re declining.”
“And I’m not in favor of that.”
“I’m not a transhumanist.”
“We poison our environment.”
“We poison our bodies.”
“But it’s clear to me that we … are degenerating.”
“This is genetic degeneration.”
“We have what’s called mutational load.”
“Mutational load is all of the deleterious mutations … that happen in our genome.”
“They compile, and it becomes this genetic burden.”
“You can’t just have a good diet and regain the capabilities that were lost.”
“The human species is essentially becoming reproductively inviable.”
“The sperm count of males in the West is declining precipitously.”
“As is our fitness.”
“We’re going to need a technological intervention like artificial wombs.”
“The result of this is going to be what I describe as post-human apocalypse.”
“If you come from a biblical paradigm like I do, the first man, Adam … has all of the incredible capabilities that are innate.”
“He keeps communing with his maker.”
“He can do all of these amazing things.”
“Then as we become copies of copies of copies of copies of copies of Adam all the way down, we’re gradually losing these abilities.”
“But I think that some of them are still latent in the human species.”
“And I think that explains remote viewing and telepathy and things like that.”
@TimothyAlberino@joerogan
Bill Burr explaining why he thinks women are overrated on live television is wild, and honestly I would have crawled under the desk right then and there.
Bill Burr: Women are overrated, right?
Conan O'Brien: We went from not listening to them to now it's just, you know, it's just ridiculous.
Bill Burr: Like that believe women. It's like, all of them? How about 85 percent? 87 percent, all right? But that last 13 percent that keys your car, sets your shit on fire.
What are your thoughts, drop them in the replies because there is no way he actually got away with saying this on late night TV