Luke Maze

The luckiest accursed person you'll ever meet

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field" #STEM #Agile #Innovation

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

Sure hope these guys asked ChatGPT to confirm that the statute if limitations for fraud, wire-fraud, bank-fraud, etc., was definitely exceeded and in every juristinction they had a paying customer. Just sayin' ... #hubris #ballsy #WTF
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What's a Product Manager? (PM vs PM vs PM: What's the Difference?) https://t.co/f2UrvvfnZq #ProductManager #ProductManagement #Agile #STEM

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Wow! Looks like Elon isn't the only #TechBro on the naughty list now. #MathIsHardBarbie https://t.co/ypGHV9mWFu

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@sama #KnifeToAGunfight? More like bringing a *spoon* to a gunfight IMHO. Although a bona fide #STEMUnicorn myself (an outgoing engineer) who drank the #AIKoolAid a long, long time ago, I'm worried now. Haha! No, really ... #SocialScientists on the team I hope? #Sycophancy #EQ

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I saw the Barbie commercial (Yes, #MathIsHard) That said, you do have to actually include #tariff in the equation, if you want to calculate a #reciprocaltariff. He calculated something else. #STEM #MAGA

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Great makeup sure, and what a #beauty But U gotta close your right eye when sighting through the scope with your left #JustSayin' ...
#Ballerina #AnadeArmas #JohnWick #NRA

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

Happy 3.14

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Breaking News: Russia attacks Kiev after Ukraine agrees to US-brokered ceasefire. Yeah, your majesty, he *loves* you. You're definitely one of the #coolkids #MAGA #KingOrJester?

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Political #KIA Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff! #NightOfTheLongKnives, not just #FridayNightMassacre (A ChatGPT history lesson might be wise, yes) Chief of Navy, Vice-Chair of Air Force & ALL3 Judge Advocates General canned too #PutinWinsTheLongGame #HonorTheFallen

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QQ: #CommonSense NOT TO PAY FOR CONDOMS?
Providing contraceptives reduced US #UnwantedBabies & inner-city crime rates dropped 10-20 yrs later. #CommonSense tells me less #WarzoneBabies might lead to less angry young men willing to strap on a suicide vest too! #QuickQuestion

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Why do the the news sites only show yesterday's "... #TariffsLoom" and/or "#TariffsExpected"? I'm gonna have to actually read #TheArtoftheDeal, huh? Is the *suspense* that's killing me just a part of the bit maybe?!
#TRUMP's not late until the #StrokeOfMidnight in DC I guess ...

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Of course the Germans have a word for "a face badly in need of a fist." I'd bet money that the Japanese DEF do not have anything even close ... Culture & language align 4sure (I'm a fan of the romance languages!) Fwd'd to me & now I fwd 2U https://t.co/3nZIXTdbaa

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. Pain is temporary. Glory is forever."

Evel Knievel (and revised by Mat Hoffman)

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Every time I try to use @TMobile's special offers they screw me. See tiny words in pic ... Weird part is that #TMobile service is great. Someone in their marketing dept is just a d1ck I guess. 🤷‍♂️No warning from BK either, just a 1/2 empty bag. (Went to #TacoBell instead FYI.)

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

The 3-tell mechanism (origin, Aristotle):

Tell 'em what you're *gonna* tell 'em.
Tell 'em.
And then tell 'em what you told 'em.

[Luke Maze @InnovateAndDo]

Me and my girls. (Luckily, none of the #UglyGenes made it from my side, only #Optimism, #Gratitude, and #Forgiveness got through! (#Happiness)

#GenericLotteryWinners #ProudDad

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2023 #YesPHX Startup Week starts today! #Innovate #Startup

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This Saturday ... #FutureStarsAZ.org https://t.co/GtV27fmcSX