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[Drew 🩸2.0 @drewisforyouu]

“hello, this is OKash”

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

If babe no like you, she fit even tell you say God no create her with Toto.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

I have the same views about making money. Wealth is important but vanity got me through the door. I simply wanted to drive a better car and not hop on a Molue as a doctor. Now, I am on this never-ending cycle. 😂🤣🤣

[Oku @oku_yungx]

If i love you and you want to do weight loss, you will define the extent you want to go.

Removing meat from my mouth to put bone is a clear sign of asking for divorce.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Paying for sex is not an excuse to disrespect the person. Some of you think you reserve the right to be violent, disrespectful and to indignify the person because you think you are helping them by paying for the sex.

If it shames you so much, then don't involve yourself in it. You cannot on one hand find her worthy to fuck and other other hand indignify her for yielding to your request. She is rendering a service. You don't go about disrespecting service providers because you are paying for the service.

Learn to respect people and accord dignity to their person. Respect the business relationship you share.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

The other side of this blurred lines between casual sex and relationship is wanting the guy to take you on a date when you already decided or expect to be paid for the sex.

It is NOT a relationship. When you are ready for relationship, you'll go on a date. The whole point of casual sex is to fuck, not dress up for dinner.

Some things apply to relationship and some for casual sex. Know exactly what you are doing

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

If Mexico wins the World Cup the hand out tacos. If Germany wins the World club they hand out beer. If Sweden wins the World Cup they hand out meatballs. I decided I will be rooting for Columbia

[✰🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @fortuneswago]

“if you won’t, another man will”

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

This month wants to use debit alert to kill me. The previous months would tear ACL.

But I'm looking at the brighter side. My dad used to say, "be thankful for dirty plates, it is only because there was food to eat that the plates are dirty." I dread the debits but I'm thankful regardless because na who get money for account dey get debit alert.

[kmart microcelebrity 🇦🇺🇫🇷🇧🇦 @kmartmicroceleb]

they're charging mbappe

[🍒 @nimibillions]

flirting as a form of empathy >>>

zero sexual intent, i just want you to feel seen 🥹

[pikachu @____testimony]

No matter how decent you wan be…

If your decency don reach the level wey you no like sex, abeg, if I ask you out, no gree for me. 😂🙏

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Have you ever thanked God for your look?

For some of you, the favours you get is all about your look. People are just happy to have you around. Beautiful people are the salt of the earth.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me as a dad after introducing fasting at home whenever l get financial problems

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

"Until death all defeat is psychological."

[Fakaika🦅🇵🇹 @Faksback666]

The concept of having regular sex but you’re still kiss starved 😭

[isma @ismanewells]

He rechazado sexo para ver un partido de Messi. El sexo siempre está sobre la mesa, pero solo quedan unos cuantos partidos de Messi, es sentido común