Waylon Park

''Is....Is any of this real?''

{Triggering Topics Ahead}
{21+ Writer}
#BubblyGumDrop
{Art credit: bridewaylon}

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭.

𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓾𝓹, 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭.

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// Jack making Simon a prosthetic arm after finally forgiving him-

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// Jack's sexuality is ????

He literally is just: "Probably queer, but I have a job so I don't care about that right now."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// When you want to tweet something funny, but you're in baby jail. 😔

I'm suffering.

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// Jack is /very/ proud of the chaos he's caused. 😌

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// Writer of Jack from Iron Lung here.

Reached my daily tweet limit. Got too silly and goofy 😔

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"I am sorry if my son randomly comes up and states you're missing body parts.

I don't know why he does that."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// The only difference is one was murdered for being too silly, and one got uber cancer

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

// Simon mistaking Shawn for Jack and it's just

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

A sigh.

"Another one roped into the impossible task of finding her."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

// mom said it's your turn

[Yan @YandereMarkie]

// Can't wait for the guy in a wedding dress to spawn out of the void and tell her the child isn't real 😔

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

Has he been eating the things Miles has been giving him?!

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

It would be wise not to eat /anything/ a six year old randomly gives you.

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"Alright then, keep your secrets. I'll look around to see if we have another card."

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

A small shrug as he snaps the camera shut, just hard enough to make a noise.

That's the only reply Waylon's getting.

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"Yeah well, that's what happens when ya use it." A small laugh as a hand moves to vently ruffle Miles' hair.

"What have you even been recording?"

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

A small huff.

"Full again."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

A head tilt as they crouch so they can look at the camera.

"Something wrong, buddy?"

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

Sitting on the floor, messing with his camera.

The storage is getting full again.

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"No, you are not."

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

"I just a baby."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"Stay away from my son, he bites people and has every disease."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

A sigh as they finally set Miles down.

"Yeah, yeah. Just...try not to cause /too/ much, aight?"

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

"Thas not /fun/ though!"

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"Uh huh, right.

Ever thought about /not/ getting into trouble?"

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

A blink as he stops struggling, turning his head to look at the other.

"I dunno...didn't think I'd get this far."

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

"What crime are you even going to commit?"

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

Attempting to get down. Curse his smallness.

"Yes!"

[Waylon Park @InsaneBrideWay]

Holding him by the back of his jacket.

"No."

[Miles Upshur, but smol @OfSmolReports]

Crimes.

:3