Day One of the quarantine, and I'm already bored. There were people in bars when I drove home from the studio last night. Why cancel every other thing, and then have people go to a bar where you're close, touching money, glasses and each other, and drunk?
"I’m always missing irony or sarcasm, I can’t crack jokes, and I once accidentally told a Tinder date that I was seriously horny when I meant to say I was feeling hot." https://t.co/irz7XMnM8C