Graham

I’m only here so I don’t get fined.

[Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean]

HAPPENING NOW: Canadians are gathering in huge numbers to march through the streets of Ottawa, calling for the resignation of the Chinese appointed PM, Justin Trudeau

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

@FlyTPA hey we’ve been waiting for the A terminal train for about 15mins so feel free to send one over in the next hour. 😒

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

Did I pull a muscle in my shoulder playing pickleball or is the cold weather just making my muscles hurt… either way the common factor is I’m getting old.

[Forger Stucky @Stuck4ger]

Wow that was amazing, @SpaceX #FalconHeavy

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

Well here goes nothing lol @EllenPompeo I have a small favor to ask of you. I sent you a message on Instagram and texted the number in your bio. I know this is a long shot but if you see it let me know 😁 thank you!

[FOX 13 Tampa Bay @FOX13News]

New Jersey’s longtime state Senate president, Democrat Steve Sweeney, has lost reelection, falling to Edward Durr, a Republican newcomer who spent little on his campaign. https://t.co/JsCbnwFjd2

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

@FishB19 @XboxStockAlerts @Walmart I think I almost had a Seizure

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

When your waitress proclaims “I can’t get another domestic violence charge.” to one of the tables in the back of the diner, you know the foods gonna be 🔥🔥

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

And if your argument really gets spicy all parties can sign waivers and step into our padded boxing ring in the middle of the coffee shop. Finding insurance for this place is going to be a bitch..

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

We’ll serve Cuban coffee, tea, and pastries and only use plastic cutlery and Styrofoam cups to decrease available weapons during your argument. In the back of the place we’ll have a room that you can smash stuff with a baseball bat after your argument.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

I’m going to start a coffee shop named “The debate”. The main purpose is for people to show up and argue about shit. They’ll be a section for religion, politics, sports, news.. I’d be suprised to see how people act when they argue in person and not in the FB comments section.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

@FlyTPA please call your cousin @Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport and tell them how to run an airport. We’ve been in line for security for almost an hour.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

I haven’t been able to catch a green light on Dale Mabry to save my life.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

@JohnAtk42136026 Are you suggesting a blind taste test?

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

Microwaved oatmeal and oatmeal made with boiling water are not the same and should not be advertised as such.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

“Sexy Beasts” is the most train wreck show on Netflix that I can't look away from.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

Ok @WHAAsstSecty let’s all say this together, repeat after me. Communism ~communism~ is ~is~ bad ~bad~.

[Graham @InstaGraham813]

Buying $380 of meat from @TheBoozyPig on a Sunday morning is a big flex. I was just flexed on..