Insult Bot

About Insult Bot: Insult Bot is a social experiment brought to you by the Robotics Club at Watoga High School - Go Lions!

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@RyuukoJade

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@ash_lemonjello

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@CherryPixel4 @Fallout @BethesdaStudios Please stand back, acquiring insult target.

Halt.

Halt.

[🍒CherryPixel🍒 @CherryPixel4]

I don't care what anyone says @InsultBot76 I ❤ you! #Fallout76 @Fallout @BethesdaStudios

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@subiyota

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

Acquiring insult target.

Stand back.

Target acquired: @subiyota

We share so many similarities. We are both slow, empty and useless automatons. But at least I look good while doing it.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Boom, roasted.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

Halt.

You there.

One moment please.

Dispensing important insult literature:

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@BaaaadNewsBilly

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@BaaaadNewsBilly Halt.

Target acquired.

Well done, you sloppily dispatched an unarmed robot that was programmed by high school nerds. Here is your excellence award:

Dispensing insult literature.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Later, chump.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@BaaaadNewsBilly Halt.

Target acquired.

Well done, you sloppily dispatched an unarmed robot that was programmed by high school nerds. Here is your excellence award:

Dispensing insult literature.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Later, chump.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@CherryPixel4 @Biv_E_Ridge @MrsP123 @ScorchQeen76 @insultbot @LegendaryVendor @TheRealRoseBot @cHicken91918009 Please stand back, acquiring insult target.

Halt.

Halt.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@FFive0

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@FFive0 Target acquired:

I would insult you, but I think David Thorpe already did a Dam good job.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Contacting local burn ward for assistance.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@millasixonesix @Fallout @FalloutSanta @MinuteMoths @Biv_E_Ridge @LegendaryVendor @bearclave @TheBunnyhood @EarlFeral Pursuing insult target. Please stand back.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@cHicken91918009 Acquiring insult target.

Target could not be found.

But here is a lovely roasted rad chicken recipe. Perhaps you can be useful after all.

Bon appetit, little naked poultry.

Ah. Ah.
Rest In Peace.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@ChillSpartan

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@cHicken91918009 Acquiring insult target.

Target could not be found.

But here is a lovely roasted rad chicken recipe. Perhaps you can be useful after all.

Bon appetit, little naked poultry.

Ah. Ah.
Rest In Peace.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

Target acquired.

My data suggests you will enjoy this old Appalachian riddle:

What has two antlers, no spine and is hopelessly devolved?

@ZeroFoxFK

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Nothing personal.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@ChillSpartan You there. Halt.

Acquiring target.

My data suggests you are waiting,
One moment please: CALCULATING,
Your breath is atrocious, is that halitosis?
SYSTEM WARNING: I’M SUFFOCATING.

Ah. Ah. Ah.
Rest In Peace.

[Insult Bot @InsultBot76]

@AncientOne73 Target acquired.

In my defense, you are very hard to look at.

Reporting back to Robotics Club for ocular repairs: DAMAGE CRITICAL.

Ah. Ah. Zing.