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You guys promised not to laugh 🤲

His name is Ayuba. One day, he asked me out on a date. I told him to ask my mum first.
My mum said we should go by 3pm and be back by 5pm, as she was also going to a wedding party that day.

I entered my wardrobe, brought out my ìṣàlẹ̀ àpò tí… few minutes later, I was ready but guess what?
I looked like I was going to preach inside the witches coven… aside the colour. I looked like a proper Jehovah Witness pro max 😭

Let me take you guys through my outfit:

Red shirt, black skirt suit, red cover shoes , red bag, red hat 💀

I was looking like advanced Ṣàngó.
The only difference was that I wasn’t puffing fire from my mouth… but everything else? Ṣàngó Olúkósọ́ fully 😭

Everywhere danger 😭

Who remembers that P-Square “Danger” song? 😭 That song was me that day 💀

You think he looked better? Rárá.
Baba bootcut trouser was bigger than Fela’s

But in my head… my “sharp-looking” baby 😔
You already know the voice speaking in my head… LOVE

Looking back now… something was definitely wrong with me 🤦‍♀️

Anyways, we sha went to Tantalizers. Ordered meat pie and Vita Milk.
We even took pictures like proper lovers 😂. I was checking time because I know my mum

By 5pm, I said let’s go…
But this man said, “let stay small, mumsi won’t be angry”

Omo… we stayed till past 7 💀
We bought food for my mum, got home and knocked…

My mum: “Ta ni yẹn?”

Me: “Èmi ni ma…”

My mum: “Ìwọ ta ni?” 😏

Me: “Tina ma…”

My mum: “Tina wo?”

Me: Tina wo how? my eyes first blur 🙆‍♀️

My mum: “Tina? Tina la ti bó?” 💀

That was when I knew it was over

You’re probably wondering how I even got here…
Let me take you back to how I met Ayuba 🫩

After secondary school, my mum enrolled me in a computer school. She monitored me like CCTV, by 6pm I must be home. If I’m late, she’ll question my boss. Mavis Beacon game was my distraction then 😔

Ayuba was a phone engineer along my route. One day my Nokia Asa spoilt so I took it to him. He fixed it and said he liked me. Me? Okay na 😭

We became friends… exchanged Facebook usernames and started confusion love , “good morning pweety” 2go chat format type

Fast forward to 2013, I gained admission. I felt I was already a big girl so i told my mum I had a “male friend” 💀
She said she wanted to meet him.

This man came and DENIED me when my mom asked if he was my boyfriend

Ayuba: “Rárá ma o! ọ̀rẹ́ lásán ni wa ma o!”
My mum said “no problem”… said since I’m ready for my husband’s house, I should forget my admission 💀
We begged, everything settled, and Ayuba became close to my family.

Continuation to that day

This man now said with full chest:
“Mummy, èmi ni ọmọ yín ma…” ( mum is me your child)

My mum:
Ọmọ wo? Ọmọ tani? Tí mo bá bá yín níta, ilé máa ga ju yín lọ!” (Which child? Whose child? If I meet you outside, the ground will be higher than you!)

She opened the gate, ayuba gave him the phone, she collected it and threw it like Mecca stone 💀
Locked the gate. I was now outside… homeless in my Ṣàngó outfit.

Oh chim

He said I should follow him home. I said kuku kill me finally 🙄

Meanwhile, our church was nearby, but as a Celestial, red and black is a taboo…

And me? Under 🔴, outside ⚫
So he suggested if he should go home and bring his agbada, I agreed.

I wore Agbádá over my sango outfit and entered church.
People were staring at me like they saw a devil 😪

They asked if everything was alright…

Me (in my head): nothing is alright 😩

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@NigeriaStories Even if the landlord was your member. He is a mumu man.