Intelligent Onions

Nigerian sarcasm, peppered daily.
We no dey serious, but the truth dey inside every joke.
If the shoe fits, no vex tie am well
We voice what you're thinking

[Intelligent Onions @Intel_onions]

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you went to primary school and secondary school at least, and you cannot construct simple tenses, you had a very poor educational background.

Or you're simply a dullard.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Many of our university or higher institution graduates in Nigeria, only went to school to either learn prostitution or become yahoo yahoo boys.

Or to just answer "graduates."

They're not employable & can hardly convince you.

They just wasted money.

Amapiano graduates.

End.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

What woukd you like to benefit?

Alright, I'll retweet 5 of your posts the day you subscribe 🤷‍♂️

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There are polite ways to turn down sex from your partner. You made her look stupid.

[Intelligent Onions @Intel_onions]

@jon_d_doe Desperado🤧

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@Kris_tia_na_ @jon_d_doe She no even wan take classes

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

The account that has the most money,shouldn’t be used for your everyday transaction or have its card,attached to any payment platform.
You get debited easily or hacked.

-Saving with fintech apps like PiggyVest & Cowrywise,will make you question if you really need it before withdrawing.

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@gyaigyimii 200 million people and the best export is japa applications and wire transfer scams. The talent pipeline has a leak. 😂

Selah. 🕊️

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@Inteligentonion @livewithnoregrt My silence. And some of y'all still can't afford it. 😂

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@MRBRIKILA1 @Proficience_ @roberto_cyber1 How can I get azolla seeds in Nigeria?

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@Nig_Farmer @Nig_Farmer I need azolla seeds I live in kwara

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@poultryability Wetin dey sup with broiler na....why skyrocket?

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@BashorunGa_ How much is a ton of cassava now bros

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@TrendingEx Set awon Dope Ceaser

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Bryce Harper joins Ryan Howard and Jayson Werth as Phillies to hit 3 home runs in a game at Citizens Bank Park.

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Liberal Democrats have called on the government to suspend arms sales to Israel.

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Israel just killed 3 British aid workers in a targeted assassination.

Nine Israeli warplanes have landed in Britain since the Gaza bombing began.

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Hailey Van Lith got cooked by Caitlin Clark and, LEAKED all in the same night..

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BREAKING NEWS from #Taiwan

It's shocking incident, happened in Taiwan ! See the Skyscraper condition!

#Japan #earthquake #Tsunami

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