Intelligent_foot

[GAFFER @GAFFER_11]

Barber ameniround off to the nearest human being mamae. Hide your unstable ovulating shawties

[Intelligent_foot @IntelligentFoot]

@imbankke Outage every now and then…can’t reach customer care

[Hetal @heyytal]

should I just wear a man united jersey for halloween

[Hannes Bend @hnnsbnd]

I’m a German investor who knows Kenyans well, was living in Nairobi recently for years. They suffer and are oppressed by a literal killer regime.
I faced crimes of $300k+ losses in shares & cash, and experienced nothing but incompetence and more so corruption from all government agencies. Nothing works, and it is deliberate to steal money from taxpayers. They are being killed and abducted for speaking up, even I escaped abduction attempt.
Do not whitewash the killer regime @FCBayernEN @FCBayern @AFCAjax

https://t.co/Ub0C3lhKI0

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque]

I seriously need other African countries to stop hyping us up.
We’re in a mess!
Whatever you think is going on here, is not it!

You’re not clever than us.
So just STFU!
& if you think we don’t appreciate the President as we should, take him from us immediately…please

[©®·²⁵⁴ @_zozazozazoza]

I will not respect your opinion. If you support ruto wewe ni mjinga kama yeye

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

juu ni octomber

[💕 @SheAlbright__]

Ruto ata alete Beyoncé akuje kuperform huku Jacaranda grounds, bado ataenda home asubuhi na mapema

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Human rights activists and citizens in Kenya have launched a campaign, urging FC Bayern and Ajax to boycott the scheduled friendly between the two teams in Nairobi on January 5th. Critics argue that public funds and millions are being misallocated toward an expensive international exhibition match amid domestic economic pressures, the rising cost of living, healthcare challenges and human rights issues. They also claim that this match serves as a political leverage and campaign tool ahead of upcoming elections amid ongoing public discontent over governance, taxation, and human rights in the country 🇰🇪

[njau @Nja_u_]

I will not respect your opinion. If you support ruto wewe ni mjinga kama yeye.

[Xent @Xentx0]

Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.

[shipra @shipranotes]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.

[V-B ☢️ @MessYamall]

Speed deadass has a clip for everything man 😭😭😭

[🏴‍☠️ @Toothles_fermin]

Accidentally liked an Mbappé comp and my Xiaomi started overheating

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

chinese people discovering free speech for the first time:

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

just cancelled my temu order out of respect for mbappe

[Jay @whotfvckisjay]

It’s just your boy again. Just one big win, the kind that changes everything.

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[Babu Mmoja. 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 @Babuj_]

@NafunaOkemwa Bedroom mburii

[Mehran Khalili @mkhalili]

One of the Serbian student organisers, last year: