Cal

You drink water, I drink anarchy 🐧

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

I am highly endorsed by those who know me best

[Dr Natt Day (Dilemma Framework) @nattatouillez]

@hope_luke @IntemperateGent He's a fucking idiot

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@BlancosAway @burstachio Muniz has been injured for half the season, give your head a wobble 😂

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@garrethmcdaid @DeborahMeaden And the subscription model is worth it??? Christ this app (or society) is in the gutter

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@bigpeelenergy @NunyaBisnis9 @DamianLow3 We can go anecdotal if you want, I've been in London all day and my Dad has been walking around in London all day. No phones stolen. No watches stolen. No trouble.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

I love Silva but this is nonsense. He is a professional football player, the game isn't that complex, put him on the pitch and let the players figure it out.

[Jack Kelly @jackellyffc]

Silva: "It was impossible for Chukwueze to start, probably he doesn't know all his teammates names. He had two days of training after arriving on the last day, and off to play for his country." #FFC

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

Nobody should be taking advice from someone that hides behind a cartoon dog 😂 give me strength

[ein @stylishdawg]

fat guy just walked into my gym, ran on the treadmill for ~45 seconds, did 8 bicep curls, then left.

i’m very anti making fun of fat people in the gym but like… cmon man.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@Sargon_of_Akkad I'd love to know where you've been living if you've never been robbed...

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@ItsIbzFFC Tbh if Silva is going at the end of his contract we should be tapping up Liam Rosenior now

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@JrVaide Fair enough, I didn't think much of it

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@JrVaide Because it's likely we will?

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

Chris here confronts Lewis, who lives in Schrödinger's Metropolitan Bubble, which is, and also is not, in London

[Chris Worrall @CJAWorrall]

Phone nicked, rope saved it from a second grab two days later. Hammer attack outside my flat. Sainsbury’s robbed twice while I was in there. But please, Lewis, do explain from your metropolitan bubble how it’s all just bots or by people who don't live here.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

Sorry but you're being paid by someone, suddenly pivoted from going BOSH while you eat a roast dinner at 5am to this. Behave.

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

I don’t get it. Why are the councils using our money to fund protesters? It’s like they’re trying to cause a massive divide on purpose. That’s not what we pay our taxes for. We should be spending that money on making our towns better like fixing roads, cleaning streets, helping people. I dunno about where you lot live; but even round where i live there is pot holes in all the roads. They need to stop tearing communities apart. It’s madness. Put the money where it matters. Bosh❤️

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

I don’t get it. Why are the councils using our money to fund protesters? It’s like they’re trying to cause a massive divide on purpose. That’s not what we pay our taxes for. We should be spending that money on making our towns better like fixing roads, cleaning streets, helping people. I dunno about where you lot live; but even round where i live there is pot holes in all the roads. They need to stop tearing communities apart. It’s madness. Put the money where it matters. Bosh❤️

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@cashandcarrots @jelly_pack The circumstances here feel irrelevant to me, fair enough you can't make the same money from it and that's annoying, but get some perspective

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@cashandcarrots @jelly_pack Sorry, if you own a house and rent it out, that you could sell at any time when times are hard, you are not poor.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

These lot posting their own opinion and trying to attribute it to some ex professional is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen. Bloody melts.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 | Beckham on Rio Ngumoha

"Rio gets the ball and acts like he's doing a favour passing it backwards. Like 'I could end this game now but I'll chill.' Then Slot gives the nod he starts running at players like prime Robben with revenge in his heart"

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@EleanoraStats You literally just looked at a picture of someone in a shell suit and went "eww working class"

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

I'm a fan of democracy but, at this point, I'd rather die in some dystopian hell than do another round of voting with people like this

[Pete North @FUDdaily]

Nasty piece of work this one. She's self-righteous because she actually believes, to her very core, that she is right, while lacking the mental agility to think through what she proposes. A recent taxpayer funded study explored the notion safe and legal routes, and even they concluded a resettlement scheme in North France would be a magnet for migrants. The system would necessarily need a limit, so resettlement would have to be on a lottery basis, and they assume that those who didn't meet the criteria would simply accept it - when in all probability they will still attempt a channel crossing. Having created an additional incentive, it would likely make things worse.

But actually, Gardner hasn't even thought that deeply. She doesn't acknowledge the need for any limit at all, and we can reasonably assume her proposal is to simply bring them all in, with no thought as to where we're supposed to put them. We can also assume she advocates for their right to work. As such, she proposes the abolition of any immigration control at the border.

The is sold to us by the BBC as pragmatic, reasonable and compassionate. No consideration is given to the British taxpayer, or any notion of fairness. In her mind, everyone else is as insulated from the consequences as she is, and that the only reason you might oppose her very reasonable pragmatism is racism.

While little Miss Veruca Salt believes herself to be a razor sharp intellect, of great compassion and wisdom, she doesn't even qualify as nice but dim. She is, in fact, extraordinarily thick, and incapable of niceness. To these people, being nice is just a transactional and presentational social currency. Nice is far beyond the abilities of someone so self-absorbed, narcissistic and ambitious. Beneath the veneer of niceness, particularly this one, lies a snarling bigoted ogre. A clear case of Dorian Gray syndrome.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

@FUDdaily I'll try and type it slowly but: having a legal route would attract more people but we would be able to reject them at source, rather than rounding them up on a beach.

[Cal @IntemperateGent]

Sometimes I feel down on myself. Then someone like this comes along and makes me happy because I'm not one of the most embarrassing people in the world.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I am enjoying the British Left suddenly becoming massively in favour of free speech. All it took was for their views to be censored.

While it was the views of the majority of the country, they turned a blind eye at best and cheered it on and enabled it at worst.

Some of us have been pro free speech this entire time. Not because it benefitted a particular side of the political spectrum but because of this dated and cringey thing called "principles".

So I will happily agree that designating a bunch of middle class vegan morons a terrorist group because they snuck onto an RAF base and did some criminal damage is excessive. They should have been shot, of course, but that doesn't make the entire group terrorists.

And I agree that the people who are now protesting against this should not be arrested as terrorist supporters.

But I can't also not enjoy watching these hypocrites cry about the very tactics they've been defending and supporting this entire time.

You wanted this for your enemies and now it's being applied to you. How do you like it?