funky little bug 🐀

Perpetually tired, Perpetually dreaming of being a little guy with no responsibilities. The review is in! "Heck yeah, Lolo is a premium follow, 10/10" @Altruest

[funky little bug 🐀 @InterestingLuck]

Please enjoy a selection of my roommates cat charging her eye lasers ominously at the bottom of the steps

[あんず @anz_m_]

なかよし🐶🐱

#イラスト #illustration #犬 #猫

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

going to the bath room and telling all the toilets im not there to make friends. but dapping up the urinal

[nick @herbieblunt]

turn on the wii it doesn’t matter which channel

[mae_honk @mae_honk]

every time i make a joke that doesn't particularly land i get real scared that after all these years my friends will abandon me for one bad joke

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

i actually cant control myself around pepto bismol

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Brother your essence is immaculate. Your spirit is capricious brother. Do you want to smoke a cigarette on the patio of this bar and grill

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

my mouse 🐁 homie called🤙 me while Driving 🚗 , had to Put him on Squeakerphone🔊📱

[father figure @tenthousund]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans
(jeans!)
boots with the curse
(w̴̘̓ì̴͇t̴̟̋h̸̤̿ t̵̤͋h̸̭̅e̴̖̅ c̷͍̉u̶̥̐ř̸̤ś̶͚e̶̠̐!)

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

You need to be smoking weed and reading wikipedia articles for at least 2 hours 3 days a week. Neuroplasticity and so on

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

was just genuinely moved by a wind chime

[Butt Crusticles @Butt_Crusticles]

I have stage four terminal swamp ass

[beef strokinoff 🛸 @uhh_luc]

Twist and Shout is about testicular torsion. Think about it. Your balls twist causing you to shout

[Professor Henry F. Trenches @tinylittlehomie]

Are you fucking crazy? It’s almost bedtime

[botjira🍉DM for comms!! :D @botjira]

🥺

[Absolute Budy's And Pal's @budypals]

Boy He's Prinkley

[Mion @pom_vouov]

ヌオーたちの沼🌿✨
Water Pokémon enjoying paddling in the pond :)

#pokemon #ポケモン #ヌオーの日

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

if I was the dad from ET and I came home and my kids had let their weird grey alien drink all my coors banquet I would have let the air force take him