AB, the Board-Certified Cowboy

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Listen: if you actually existed in the real world, all synonyms are in play at all times. @ricenoob

[AB, the Board-Certified Cowboy @ProfBrownsugar]

Mothman spotted once again..
#magfest

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

this guy was hand-designed by god to toss James Bond across a room into some cabinets

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[CONTROL Resonant 🔻Pre-order Now! @ControlRemedy]

director trench you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your head of research is too bad. they'll leave your insides by the door. orange peel

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[turbomander @turbomander]

*necromancer having a bad day watching his skeleton army*
necromancer: faster, you useless piles of bones! move faster!
his second in command general skeletrex: sorry boss, but these here infernal machines weight a skelly-ton!
necromancer: *smiles* i needed that today, skeletrex

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

The Cylinder Must Remain Unharmed (2028)

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

happy june 16 to all those who celebrate 💓

[bri @quietdouble]

Came up with "plapsolutely" today. just thought I should let you all know about that one

[Pandy Greystone @MichyxChan]

🐴McQueen X 🚗McQueen = McQueen² 🏁

[turbomander @turbomander]

some fool tried to “trip” me earlier today as a sort of “practical joke”. Well, little did they know I had the glowing green jewel of kalahaxres in my pocket. when i fell to the ground it shattered and released the souls of the 9 demons. who’s been “pranked” now, simpleton

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

lookin like she heard their hearts dancing

[Mia !! 👻 @luvksminnie]

just read that someone visiting america had chilis chipotle and canes within the same day do u know u have 5 minutes

[Kirby @BannedKirby]

it’s for you dawg it’s lit

[Gonzales Whacktalker 🟢(Dark Lord Trilogy)🟢 @GonWhacktalker]

I bet he's so proud of his great accomplishment of defeating sexual assault and being a proud fighter for women throughout the Empire.

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

I don't think my mind can even begin to comprehend a white person who is that calorie dense.