Tim Byrne

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Worked at a bar with Mike for years. Every weekend we’d bitch about how we need to find new jobs while we mopped a stranger’s puke together. He used to say don’t forget me if you ever miraculously make it to Barstool and I’d say “It’s already hard enough trying to remember you now, Mark” as I prematurely flinched from his punch. No matter how dreadful the job was I was always excited to get to hang with Mike

I know he’s up there right now laughing at the fact that I’m currently tweeting a Barstool link in loving memory of him all these years later. Touché king. Rest in Peace brother, you’ll always be remembered

https://t.co/wwXm7vuF7q

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@JoePartipilo @SleeperHQ

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@PPRFantasyTips JSN is WR2 in 2023

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@DynastyDadFF

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

Andrew Garfield about to steal best actor and he’ll have to thank GI Jane

[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

Nothing interesting has happened yet…

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@bar_down25 @DannyJConrad Right when I was gonna inquire about a Disney cruise

[meg @themegbadman]

we’re thinking about cutting lose to pennsylvania. because it sounds like transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool. @theshadowsfx @AJemaineClement @porksmith

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@Tom_barrett5 @PatMcAfeeShow @Joe_Kwitter explain yourself

[Netflix @netflix]

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2 premieres July 6!

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex.

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

Celebrities that you would want to play your parents?

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

Tomas Kawasaki at Kairos

[Arne Parrott @ArneParrott]

I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "you guys can't be back here".

[Tim Byrne @InternTimByrne]

@JoePartipilo Not every bet. Not yet

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@crisnotkris Lack of courage 60 day DL

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@Mike_OB5 @McCutchen22 @barstoolWSD Dontrelle Willis