Francis Marion

I have opinions.

Pure Satire. Mostly. If something I said was offensive, remember: I'm a professional satirist. You're not.

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NEVER GIVE OUT YOUR SEED PHRASE. If your wallet is asking you for your seed phrase, double check that shit. It shouldn't ask for it unless you prompted it to. /NEVER/ give out your seed phrase or paste it anywhere online. EVER.

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@TomWright123659 @ReligionKills66 @NiohBerg Japan has the right idea. Kids can still go on errands. "Diversity" as presented here has never been a strength at any point in human history.

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@Concupiscible26 @elonmusk "Keep an eye on our rivals" we have no rivals. No near peer adversaries. That 1% of the budget was being used to accelerate the rot inside this republic.

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@jimg358 @BillMelugin_ Rogue judges should be fined if they try to rule against the supreme court on settled law.

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@LiamOConnor1989 @jimg358 @BillMelugin_ The Supreme Court ruled that a single federal judge cannot issue "universal" or "nationwide" injunctions that block federal policies across the entire United States.

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@Cahendr10 @AmericanWwolf @WallStreetApes It must be nice to live in complete fiction.

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@JudicialWatch @TomFitton ILLEGALS. NOT MIGRANTS.

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@Cahendr10 @AmericanWwolf @WallStreetApes We live, we earn, we die. We leave behind more for those who follow us. Namely our children. Not sure what you aren't understanding.

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@Cahendr10 @AmericanWwolf @WallStreetApes You wouldn't because I'd make sure you got 850k instead of a house you don't need.

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@Cahendr10 @AmericanWwolf @WallStreetApes What's it do for his family? The people he leaves behind? They won't get the house. The plot of land its on. Nothing. And they'll put him in the ground cursing his pride because he wouldn't accept an 850,000 dollar offer.

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@christiandoana @abrecher @Shopify This is grand larceny in most states. Send a letter to the customer: Demand payment in full or the return of the merchandise. Ten days, or you file a police report. Tell the police you are the victim of "theft by deception" or larceny when filing report. Provide sale info also.

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@MiekeBush @cutoffs_io They know work visas aren't permanent... But they also know the H1B visa is a path to permanent residence. Once the H1B visa term is up, they apply for citizenship/green card and get to remain in the country while that runs its course. Currently a ten year back log.

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@mnsc_2000 @nejatian One American can do the job of the 250 Indians.

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@theswapnilsri Fuck off. Stay out. I'm serious. Make your own country great. We're full.

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@AlongKumar1 @RTHztk7 @PooWorldOrderr Indian products are typically spaghetti coded from Github. Especially if they're h1b visa workers. Companies usually have to rehire the Americans they fired to fix what a bunch of indians with fake degrees did.

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@Orangeman5175 @HempMillionaire @elonmusk I hope these three cops come to your aid when you're bleeding out. They'll still be on the force because you didn't care about body cam footage.

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@daniq101 @jokage @CryptoTice_ They just destroyed investment in the Netherlands.

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@SnowflakeSlayr1 @jokage @CryptoTice_ I would pay with unrealized money. Just print my face on paper and write "32%" in the corner.

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@torrolocco @MahTrader13 @PoleConnection Did they call an ambulance? Even Chauvin called for an ambulance. How are these three women not in prison?

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@FunqSir @phreakydev Chicago spent how much on illegals, and how much on black Americans? Come on, dude.

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@amanmsiddiqui @WhiteHouse You can go, bro. Get the fuck out. See how it is somewhere else.