Amy, that diamond

Αν δεν φαντάζεσαι φωτιές, με κάρβουνα μην παίζεις

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Hi @TicketmasterCS - Tried to book some tickets with a mix of gift card/credit card. Transaction was declined and tickets not bought, however my gift card is now marked as 0 balance. Can you help please?

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

English summer rain και Radiohead acoustics. This is not a drill.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

@maddy_woodman That's the Hamilton spirit!

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi guys I'm planned to travel this evening from Euston to Manchester but it looks pretty risky. Would you accept these tickets tomorrow in trains during peak hours?

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

@ManchesterAirp again at your finest today - rejected a tiny backpack cause it had some very malicious lotus biscuits in it 😂

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Is @BuzzFeed a place where primarily 'lists of products you should buy' live these days, cause honestly thanks but no.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

And for my next trick I give you...animal cruelty!
#keeptheban

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

The crypts are safe - literally my life, every single day.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Σήμα ότι μεγαλώνεις II: παλιοί φίλοι και συμμαθητές κατεβαίνουν δημοτικοί και περιφερειακοί σύμβουλοι σε πόλεις και χωριά ανα την Ελλάδα.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

And for the ones that missed out on the notion of Firehouse - it was a time machine/close circuit system that helped people regress back to the time when they were 16 and completely devote their life in nonsense. It was refreshing man.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

The destruction of Firehouse is literally the strongest cue for adulthood realness.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

In this strange series of events, I think today I met a Matthew McConnaughey in a parallel reality where our lives are an inland version of surfer dude.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Just another Thursday afternoon here in Manchester
https://t.co/KfImRWYcPN

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Suddenly Britney Spears Toxic is on. For a few secs I wish we are back to 2004, my time machine worked and MAD jukebox lives.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Mood of the day: purple rain x10000

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

This is it, I've found my calling

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Omg I just found out that spinster used to be reserved for women 23-26 and that after you turned 26 if you were unmarried you became a.... THORNBACK. How fucking great is that name!?

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

Απαπαπα ο θεος με γλύτωσε και δεν είδα τον Aστακό πριν κάνω το λασικ σου λεει #loveisblindness

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

"Fyre festival was aiming to be like instagram coming to life" - what a chilling representation of the power of social media in our lives.

[Amy, that diamond @InterstellarMe]

So turns out social media don't actually spy on us, as instagram just passed me an ad for a semi marathon #overmydeadbody

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

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