Intestinal Bookworms

Homosexual Arkansan with degrees in English and law

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶

J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

@TwinkTheory I ain’t paying for WiFi. Airplanes to me are for taking a nap in the middle of the day or reading a book while day drinking little cups of wine

[no more tendies in LA @nomoretendies]

When I was a kid, my dad took me to visit my aunt’s house and I spent a lot of time on my gameboy. He got frustrated and said “you can’t just go to someone’s house and play video games all day… that’s like… going to someone’s house and reading a book all day.” Modern Faulkner

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

What if we held hands in the Dune bucket?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.

[🐦 Ferris 🔜 MFF DoubleTree @FerrisTheToucan]

Can we usher back Hunter Green as a replacement for Millennial Grey. It's so cozy.

[wayne @wayneisboss]

Orange?
ORANGE?!?!
That is not fucking orange. That is RED. It's so far into a shade of red that it can't possibly be considered orange in a way that matters.

THIS is orange. Don't piss me off.

[Alex Sage @sage_alex]

Dad dropped an absolute banger in the family gc

[Slightly Eerie Stoatley 🎃 @MatthewTheStoat]

I saw recently a wonderful and basically flawless edit which took out every nonsensical scene & non-book content which hackson crowbarred into those movies & condensed them down to one 4 hour film. What that editor did was herculean. But even after all that, the film wasnt great

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

@FINALLEVEL Is that Weird Al in the middle?

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

@justalexoki @BecomingCritter I’m hoping we get Star Trek where people don’t have to work but more than likely we’ll revert to a servant class for the wealthy. I’m hoping to get to be a living chess piece on a giant game board, maybe a scullery maid.

[Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs]

Buster Keaton in The Haunted House (1921)

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

@ninifems Neat, it manages to be sexist both ways. Don’t see that very often.

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@xorgol @discordspies It’s not a nice pink it’s a splotchy “oh, you fucked this up” pink

Plus they were work shirts. ‘Twas a whole mess. Honestly, it’s why don’t tend to buy red clothing.

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

@aliciakatz Cheese

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@bauxietmali @KarolusWangus During his administration there was a whole cartoon series making fun of him in real time on a major network https://t.co/b5CHMLmOOj

[Intestinal Bookworms @IntestinalBookW]

This is a fun #gayhalloween

[soha ᯓ★ @starolinacanes]

#theyshouldletthemizpitchlibertybibberty105mph

[shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite]

this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp

[Pulp Covers @PulpCovers]

A bunch of Penguin's goons are going to jump out of that thing and rob a jewelry store

[Megan McArdle @asymmetricinfo]

My great uncle Nate crewed bombers in WWII, and was crazy enough to do two tours (it was so dangerous you got to stop after 20 missions; he did 40). I found this out when he died, because I knew him as a soft spoken postmaster who sometimes had peppermints.