Matthew Noftsger

I just wanna be a writer

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Moving to Charlotte has been one of the biggest mistakes of my life. I am so far away from everyone in my life. I just want to come home.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

As an Iowa transplant, I need a @tacojohns in Charlotte, NC ASAP

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@UberEats has the worst customer service of all time.

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@Alexeffinlight This is absolute gold!

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Anyone know any employment lawyers willing to help a guy out? I could use one.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Alexeffinlight I feel so attacked!!

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Alexeffinlight So, a normal dude? 😂😂

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@AshleyJMason Stop bragging that he loves you more than he loves me.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

100 MBPS per second? Yeah right. @MediacomSupport

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Finding an affordable one bedroom apartment is so difficult.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

.@progressive quietly stopped advertising on Tucker Carlson in recent weeks

Tonight, they started airing their ads again

@progressive was just waiting for people to stop paying attention

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Alexeffinblaker @MaxBlaker I miss you both so much!!

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Watching evangelical Christians defend Trump makes me so confused. I wonder what Jesus would think.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Alexeffinblaker I know. Every time we make plans the weather goes to shit. :(

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Alexeffinblaker Oh good. I’m not in trouble for staring at your rear 😉

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Trying to find an apartment is literally the worst.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

Can we cast votes for coolest person ever. I nominate @AOC. Her dancing is top notch.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Any person who sincerely claims they follow both Jesus and Trump probably knows very little about either.

[Matthew Noftsger @IntheReborn]

@Axne4Congress & @Abby4Iowa won their races. This is a big victory for Iowa and the country. I cannot wait to see what these amazing women do in D.C.