Kyle Clark asked Colorado GOP candidate for governor Victor Marx whether voters should believe he’s lived "one of the most extraordinary lives in human history," or whether he’s "a liar and a fraud."
John Oliver: “That might be the first event in history won by the moderator.”
Shark Tank Billionaire Kevin O'leary says 2 people fighting data centers in Utah are Chinese agents. Turns out its just 2 local girls in Utah, they make a hilarious video calling him the fuck out
JF: every time this administration blames one of their endless failures on the previous administration I think of that Spinal Tap line “the opening act was so bad, the crowd was still booing during our show.”
JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?
Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”
Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.
Silence.
Every single one of them refused to say it.
Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.
Never stop connecting the dots.
Aren’t you tired of rich guys spending money on negative political ads?
I am the only Republican to prosecute Antifa, cartels, and gang members and take on Obama, Biden, and Stacey Abrams in court and win.
I helped create 84,000 jobs, making Georgia number one.
Lower taxes. Make crime illegal again. Put working families first.
RFK Jr saying "none of the 72 vaccines given to children have been tested against placebo "
The reality :
- Children are not given 72 vaccines
- The ones they are given have been tested against placebo
This serial liar is your HHS Secretary.
Democrats keep trying to fund TSA salaries for workers.
Republicans keep stopping every attempt to pay TSA agents.
Why?
Because Republicans keep holding TSA salaries hostage until ICE funding passes without desperately needed reforms.
Ossoff: This is the most corrupt administration of all time and everybody knows it. Listen to what Marjorie Taylor Greene just said about MAGA last week. She said, “I think people are realizing it was all a lie.” Welcome to the resistance.
He wears orange makeup, a girdle and heel lifts, had 4 hair transplants, can’t run, can’t swim, dodged the draft, has never taken his shirt off in public, can’t lift weights, never played sports with his kids, never fired a gun, loves interior decorating, never been in a fight…
Cooper: He was all smiles alongside Kyle Rittenhouse, whom he called a nice young man. This time the president went online saying: this is the gunman's gun weapon loaded with two additional magazines and ready to go. What's that about?
This is from a president who, until this weekend, hardly stopped talking about his love for the second amendment.
And now he supports the second amendment, just not all the time, depending on who's carrying the gun and who gets killed. Alex Pretti was apparently not his kind of gun owner. He was, however, someone who served his country by caring for its wounded and badly ill veterans by comforting them in their final hours and honoring their passing.
Wolfers: This is the most interventionist government of my lifetime. It’s the least conservative government of my lifetime. When you are the richest country in the world, maybe you are not the ones who should be tearing down your existing institutions. That’s usually what countries that are lagging behind try to do. But that’s exactly what this president is doing.
This won’t show up in next quarter’s GDP. What it will show up as, a decade from now, is companies that were never founded. Entrepreneurs who couldn’t afford to go to business school. Immigrants with great ideas who stayed in their home countries instead. Whatever the next generation’s Google or OpenAI is, it may not be invented—or it may not happen on our soil.
We’ll never see that absence directly. But our kids will feel it. They’ll feel it as lost opportunities: businesses never started, jobs that never existed, technologies never developed, and ways of creating a greener, safer, more prosperous future that simply aren’t possible.
There are no penguins in Greenland. All Penguins live in the southern hemisphere except one species from the Galapagos Islands.
Perhaps you shouldn’t have dismantled the Department of Education so quickly.
Jens-Frederik Nielsen, Prime Minister of Greenland: First of all, nobody other than Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark have the mandate to make deals or agreements about Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark without us. That’s not going to happen. In terms of the deal people have been talking about, I don’t know what’s concrete in that deal either…
Colbert on Trump's Gaza Board of Peace: "Paying a billion dollars to obey Trump seems a little steep. After all, CBS got to do it for just $16 million."
He said this on CBS 🦸🏻♂️
5 years detached from the day he helped barricade the U.S House Chamber at the Capitol fearing for his life…he ONLY escaped because our actions (the officers). We risked our lives protecting him. He has no integrity, moral conviction or honor. I guess the fear of losing an election is greater than doing the right thing which is why the GOP defends the indefensible.
Republicans spent the entire hearing accusing Jack Smith of prosecuting Trump for political reasons and falsely claiming he was being directed by Biden and Garland. Ironically, while they were doing that, Trump was telling Bondi on Truth Social that she should prosecute Smith.