The only thing the DC establishment can agree on is a love of Jeffrey Epstein โ and a hatred of me.
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@WhiteHouse If this were true, you wouldn't need to defiantly declare it, in ALL CAPS. So unserious.
All of you clowns are so unprofessional and bad at your jobs, you should truly be ashamed.
Jan. 6 rioter, and Nazi Jake Lang was just arrested again in Dallas County, and charged with terroristic threats.
He is being held on $1 million bond. ๐
๐จIS TRUMP BRAIN DEAD?
He was just asked about the inflation rising to 4% for the first time in 3 years and his response is insane:
โI love the inflation.โ
How did anyone vote for this guy?
Trump on skyrocketing prices: โI love the inflation.โ
Must be easy to love when youโre not the one choosing between groceries and rent.
#CantAffordTrump
On todayโs episode of
Idiocracy-The Reality Show.
Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)
Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.
Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.
Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bashโฆ at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.
Iโve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6โ3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6โ4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.
Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.
And stay tuned for a preview of next weekโs episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.
How many can say this:
New Yorker, February 2026:
$4.05 billion in family take from ventures that exist because heโs president.
Forbes:
his net worth went from $3.9 billion to $7.3 billion by September 2025. Nearly doubled in eight months.
Wall Street Journal:
$4 billion in proceeds and paper wealth from ventures launched since his re-election.
House Oversight Democratsโ wealth tracker:
$5.1 billion in new family money.
Bloomberg:
crypto alone added $1.4 billion in a single year. One-fifth of the family fortune now sits in digital assets that didnโt exist the first time he ran.
All that work is really paying off.
This is Chita, a regional capital in Russia.
Putin- and Russia-lovers from the West are welcome to move there, to experience a "deep authentic Russia" so to speak. ๐