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@JPGundotra @SchdMaintenance No worries, I’ll catch everyone next time!

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I got your restaurant Chuck: https://t.co/BWzKTUxXp7
@NBAonTNT

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I have horrible news...

[Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91]

Lebron is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

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@thehelpdeskgirl $27,500 USD in 1997 (helpdesk). Promoted up (in pay and out of helpdesk role) to 48k in 1999.

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@DawnJohnsonGA @Moondoggie2020 @BeeronB @Buddyboybudbud @ImKnotTheOne I taught my girls how to fuck boys up when they were 3 & 5. Now they're almost 7 & 9 and I still drill them about making as much noise and doing as much damage as possible if they feel unsafe. It's fucking surreal I even had to think about this, much less them having to live it.

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What would happen if #ChatGPT was trained solely on memes, and how soon after than happened would humanity fall?

[Holly Lehman @Lehman__Holly]

@MicrosoftLife That sadly, no matter how much we love our roles, theres always the unexpected layoffs... #opentowork

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Is there a name for whatever makes my brain way more excited when I hear one of my favorite songs in the wild (radio, retail overhead, etc) vs. me just playing it at home/car? #music

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My flight home has “Waterworld” available to watch. Considering doing it just to mess with whatever algorithm is picking movies for the passengers.

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Nice work!

[Eric Marsi @EricMarsi]

MAJOR UPDATE: Updated my Teams User Provisioning Script. Biggest feature is the addition of an updater for future releases! As soon as there's a new GitHub release, when you run it, it will prompt if you want to update. Last version you need to download!

https://t.co/WQIZYM5HXs

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@nventmatt People in the room were too busy counting the syllables to enjoy the inherent irony of the word. I really hope someone did it on purpose, but I’m honestly not sure.

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When you absolutely, positively, don’t want to use a word that already exists.

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@rbrynteson @EricMarsi @CommsvNext > Now we have to come up with content

I mean...this content should write itself...

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@rbrynteson @discoposse Ahhhh, so many memories! I remember so many projects involving access-based enumeration after clients moved away from Novell…

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@rbrynteson @discoposse That’s the one, lol!

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@hannahplustwo @poisonjr Agreed, but all of my observations show that what *should* be and what is are different in this area, lol. Now go ahead and add alcohol to the equation...

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@hannahplustwo @poisonjr So...urinals can be used with zero contact. Dudes can be gross. If a urinal is occupied, they'll stand at the toilet and aim half-heartedly. They won't lift the seat because why would you want to touch something that probably already has piss all over it...and the cycle begins

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@ExchangeGoddess Prove you wrong? Is there anyone who doesn't think that all 4 movies were dog movies?