Dennis Bartholomew

Inventtor!

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Twitter marked last weeks product reivew as sensitive so have uploaded it to youtube!! snowflakes!!

https://t.co/Npz7QeCVMu

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Just heard some FAKE news from @Bimsley_Police !! Load of RUBBISH

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Heres my review of the new headset from CONMAN @ChrisBernetTech . NOT a good product I must say.

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@Lord_Sugar below is a proposal for a joint venture between you and I (busines men) Please respond soon!

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Lets just say I am very "egg-cited" about my new hovercraft design......

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Does anyone know @DuncanBannatyne email address?? Have tried all the posible gmails he might have but got nothing

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Almost a year since I invented the folding touch screen!! Samsung nicked it unfortuately and with there version you get nowhere NEAR as much exercise trying to fold the screen

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@ChrisBernetTech Idiot

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"Smart sweets that tell you how many youve eaten via bluetoth chip in each one". One of those ideas that you cant believe hasnt been done

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Has anyone copyrighted the trademark symbole? Could be a moneymaker.....

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Stuck two ipods together and now have double the storage and double the volume if I can get them to play same songg at the same time,. Who need a smratphone now

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mosquitos carry human blod everywhere.....so why not orage juice #delivery #idea #tropicana

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Fax machines poduce a lot of HEAT ,. if I can harness it well...by by radiatores

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just checking ,has anyone ever ivented 'eye plugs" that block out 100% of light before? about to go into patent office

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@JDF Get back to the hoovetrs!!

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BIG gape in the market to harness nutrional value of limescale

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,boxjs

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Water is the 8th coluor (invisible) harnessing this could be the key to my paiting business

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SHeds on fire

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My new extra long antisepctic chopsticks are ready for production!! Eat picnic from a safe distanc