InvertTheJesus

I sow the first seeds of ITW Family. Now do I behold my children's children's children, spilling their very seed unto the likeness of James Maddison.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

@GlenBarche The only dor mbappe is laying hands on is Dicta d'Or

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

@InvertTheCurry @InvertThe_ Well, why not? It's nice to have bread with curry.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

Walking on water was impressive, I guess.
But you two still being married after everything I've seen?
That's the real miracle!
Happy Anniversary my children. My blessings are with you.

[InvertTheWing's Wife @InvertTheWife]

Happy anniversary @InvertTheWing

@InvertTheAffair @AOSrespect fuck you

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

I bore the cross for this?

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Harry Kane is the most disrespected player on planet earth.

DISGUSTING.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

@FarisIbrahimpa1 @InvertTheWing Jesus loves all, but not you prick.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

@InvertTheMum @RegistaCall I know. He's currently watching a replay of the Bayern match. You've raised your son well my child.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

This guy will win the Ballon dor. That is the future I have planned for him. My blessings to him.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Considering Harry Kane actually broke through 10 years ago (how long ago Ronaldo turned 30), this makes Kane seem impressive.

Has managed to keep up his output with an all time great.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

I saw this little mocoso crying in the dark. He then vigorously moved his hands shouting "Calafiori Calafiori". Such a pathetic loser of a guy. No blessings from Jesus for this lego haired weasel of a brat.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Arteta: “Saliba will be out, we are assessing him. Gabriel Martinelli will be out as well. We have to do some more tests and see the extent of the injury”.

“Rice, Calafiori and Saka are going to be fine”.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

I'm glad that my family has spread this far, my dear child. I have been looking at this for a solid 5 mins and you seem to have forgotten the main branch that started this family.

It's fine, I'm not mad. Jesus loves you.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

The seed is strong!

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Wow, man.

All of these accounts that are popping up, I was initially annoyed, because I could not have a proper football discussion in my replies.

But I thought about it, and I am very grateful.

I do not have many friends in real life. Seeing a whole family made dedicated to me on this app shows the strong friends I have here.

Thank you.

[InvertTheJesus @InvertTheAngel]

I planted the first seed.
Behold my descendants... they spill theirs for a footballer.
The lineage hath taken a strange turn.