Dr. Fuck Yes

An American Doctor. New York City Jewish Doctor. Long Island, NY. Medical Advice. PhD. Family Practice. Captain Trips. Upper East Side, Manhattan

[Dr. Fuck Yes @InvolvedK]

Valley Forge is a great name. they should have more names like that. Volcano River, Bullet Hammer Hill, Lake Golden Sludge

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or fat boy named Emilio Butterheart

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amelia Earhart was a perfect name for someone with a love for aviation. it would be like a pornstar named Amelia Fuckheart

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i’m on my phone so much i know what it’s thinking before it does

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for as long as i live i’ll never forget 9/11 was on a Tuesday bc they repeat it on all the docs

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I’m so white that even if i was black id still be fuckin white

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in the good old days we used to ask pure questions like Chocolate or Vanilla? Coke or Pepsi? but thanks to late capitalism nowadays we ask cursed questions like Pornstar Wife/Gooner Husband or Narcan Wife/Heroin Husband? thanks to this website

[Dr. Fuck Yes @InvolvedK]

don’t even ask where i think il up this kind of stuff. you don’t want to know.

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what if T rump got shot at a rally and when they pull him up by the scruff to check if he’s OK his face comes off like a mask to reveal: the Joker. dead (?) and the guy who pulled him up is doubly aghast to realize he has white joker’s makeup on his hands (from pulling him up)

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@bartlebytaco yeah it should be blowing meatballs or blowing blimpies

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hey edgelord, leave some of my pussy for the rest of us

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i never heard any of them mention UberEats or minecraft or bitcoin

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a big lesson from 9/11 is in all the dozens and dozens of 9/11 calls i’ve heard the victims are all saying variations of “i love you” snd “i’ll
miss you.” it’s a reminder to focus on what’s important in life more often, especially with your loved ones

[Dr. Fuck Yes @InvolvedK]

i’ll never forget i asked a real new yorker where he was on 9/11 he said on heroin

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Joker’s wild

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if i was forced to turn my arms into something i’d pick Spear Guns or
Harpoon Guns (and sometimes id call them Harpoon Cannons). my second choice would prolly be two decks of cards

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getting a tattoo reading “Never Again” then having it crossed out and replaced with “Maybe Just One More Time” to try to gert laid in todays edgelord climate

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as i kid i thought the TalkBoy recording toy from Home Alone 2 was The Twin Towers, or was somehow involved with the Twin Towers, maybe made from the same material or the same gray color. idk i didn’t really fllesh it out

[Dr. Fuck Yes @InvolvedK]

with nothing more than a whetstone and a rudimentary knowledge of torque and leverage, you can remove almost any part of your body with a simple pair of health scissors

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the phrase “generally” came from civil war times, it was how General Lee famously answered the telegraph: “Hello, General Lee speaking…” and the phrase stuck. these 7-OH products are dosed unevenly