Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor

profesional programmer, language geek, games, and random political posts. RTs my own.

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

One Commit to refactor the code
One branch to diverge it
One PR to bring the code
And in darkness merge it
In the land of GitHub, where the shadows lie

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Joe Manchin, the only Democrat to vote against codifying Roe.

Go. Fucking. Figure.

[Khadija @khadljasays]

Everyone switch on to Al Jazeera right now. This is one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen.

IOF is attacking mourners carrying Shireen’s body from the hospital right now. They’re using stun grenades and tear gas and charging at them with horses and batons.

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

I just need to change my vagina to an AR-15 so I'll have fundamental rights again.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

Love hearing about ‘the sanctity of life’ from the same people who have spent the last two years arguing that killing grandma is a small price to pay for being able to sit in an Applebee’s.

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

What the crap @GooglePlay @googledevs why is the play store rejecting apps targeting API 32?

It's been on my pixel 6 pro for 2 months, it's a public release! I can't test the app I work on because the play store won't even show it to me or other beta testers.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

I don’t know why people complain about my engineering solutions. This Poly Bridge design comes in under budget and passes all the tests

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

So this is pretty cool... #StarTrekUnitedGives

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

Who's that Pokemon! @ Ocean Beach, San Diego https://t.co/5mtr0ZfcRg

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump this AM: "I have been the most transparent president and administration in the history of our country by far."
Fact check: False. He never released his tax returns.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

FIVE YEARS

Flint, Michigan has been without clean safe water for FIVE YEARS

#FlintWaterCrisis #Flint #FlintKids #DontForgetFlint

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Try to imagine men’s reactions, if it was known for a fact the next 45 presidents would be women, and after those 240 years, a man running was considered “identity politics.”

We would lose our entire minds.

We take women’s patience far too much for granted.

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

I'm set, if any gorillas start throwing barrels at me. @ Bellingham, Washington https://t.co/AhvVb62FQH

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

Flavors of the day 🍵, clockwise from top left: balhyocha oolong; masala chai & golden milk latte; matcha lattes; Balhyocha 2: Electric Boogaloolong @ Bellingham, Washington https://t.co/IvAVCq8ciw

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

On a scale of 1 to 10, my anger at the tepidness of elected Democrats’ response to the Mueller report is an eleventy million.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

All of Twitter: [stares directly into camera]

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

@elle91 I need you to come over and play with your hair and makeup for the next few days.

[Mjölnir, Brig-hammer of Thor @IonoclastBrigs]

Date: Are you into BDSM? Do you want to tie me up?
Me: I was into that years ago, but I feel like I naturally outgrew it.
Date: *disappointed but understanding*
Me: ...and that's actually "ISDN". But we can still tie up your phone line if you're feeling nasty. *pulls out AOL CD*