𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@atrupar She just shot herself in the foot and didn’t even notice.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Don't call them Farage Riots. It makes him really upset.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Our country needs to hear this right now…

This is Jonathan Miller taking on Enoch Powell

Calling out the baselessness of racial fear and hatred

…and we need our leaders to follow suit.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@SoVeryBritish Sand

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@845garyt @petepaphides George Bests’ best track is The Wedding Present

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Justice?

5 Just Stop Oil activists receive 4 and 5 year sentences for planning to block a motorway!

But Politicians “get away” with causing untold extra deaths in Covid times

Post Office Scandal. 900 Subpostmasters wrongly convicted.

And Just 2% of rapes end in conviction

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

You know who isn’t in jail? Bosses of companies who poisoned our waters while making record profits

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@Ivorbaddiel We lost possession almost every time Pickford booted the ball. A terrible tactic

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

Has anyone considered asking Pickford to NOT punt it up the field each time he has the ball? #England I’m no expert tho

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@ellietheking @supertanskiii And then Pickford boots you into the long grass and you lose possession? I hate that in a man.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@supertanskiii True, and I don’t mind. All is good in the world.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@estellecostanza The Reform Party are resting. They no longer stand for chang. Or lager.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@domjoly The last time that suit was dry-cleaned Labour were in power... and will be in power the next time too.

[Kevin Wesson @KevinWessy]

@quantick What's that quote about voting...

Its not marriage, you're not looking for the perfect one. Its public transport, get on the one going nearest to where you want to go.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

Is Sting managing @England now? It’s a masterclass in edging #uefa

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

First they came for the racist with a milkshake, then they came for another, different racist with a second milkshake, and then like six years later they came again for that first racist with another milkshake. I'm just saying it's a slippery slope.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@RestIsPolitics *record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Farage: Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation again...

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Me, on July 5th, after a night of getting bang on the bubbles whilst watching the Tories lose their seats one by one.

[𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚗 🇺🇦 @Iqode]

@carolvorders The Sleazeczar was right there!