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own business minder

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Me when yet another old lady on the street tells me my hair is beautiful:

🫩 thank you ma’am. Runs in the family.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Put a load in this guy 😂

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Some people get one taste of a move-in slumber party on the floor surrounded by boxes and beer and realize they’re going to chase that high forever

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Thought I was finally having the stroke my bloodline promised but not my pants were actually fading to blue for some reason

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Crack one joke about buying liquor once your student loans are paid off and all of a sudden you’re “just like your father.” Nuh uh that mf is gonna be in debt forEVER.

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Self-conscious about my interior decorating until I take it all down and realize that this place is a SHITHOLE

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

We killing you and binding your soul to a blade bro

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

I think we met one of the Landlord Demon Princes today. He’s not King of Hell, but a piece of work enough to have us walking out going 🤢🤮🤮

[Crab @crabriella_]

New Paddy’s Pub scheme

[pablo @paulderokha]

at the park and thinking we need to talk more about how inconsiderate families with young children are to weed smokers

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

I’m celebrating Pride by listening to the song that came on when the boys was kissin in Challengers on repeat.

[femcel apologist @notsaraferdowsi]

Is it unethical for me to go on dates knowing I’m incapable of being loved at this specific time

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

All fun and games until the next seasonal romance anime drops and I forget that I would inject this shit straight into my VEINS if I could. Anyway Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You has me in a chokehold and the other half of the season isn’t dropped yet >:(

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@tardedlib The exact opposite. I wasn’t on a private island smoking crack. I was at the Super 8 off I95 in West Haven. Very different class of people, and with more integrity than any of those people.

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

Why the fuck is Hunter Biden just ripping banger after banger since he got on here like-

What the hell is this and why is it coming with me?

[cole @IrishDemigodVII]

@Lroyah @DUSKdev Closest thing I could think of would be Far Cry Primal…