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[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@machete205 @emkenobi @jimmyfallon Cheating is worse than violent rape? That's a weird take.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@BrettRedacted I was working at one of the filming locations. Was awesome to see it being filmed.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@chrisandmarkuk I lived in England for a few years as a child and we later returned to Ireland. 30 years later and I still have a touch of the accent. Had a man scream at me in St. James's hospital to get out of the country and that I wasn't welcome here.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@emowag420 It made me hyper aware of my body, and I'd have to itch every two seconds. Persevered for weeks and got a point where it was helpful, not life-changing.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@JohnKelly320203 @BligheDerek What about silk?

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@kmstaunton1 @DavQuinn Secular doing some heavy lifting here.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@emowag420 Have you switched to something else? Diet Coke is horrible.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@mlau48 I will never understand the mullet.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

Reporting some of these haircuts to Tusla.

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

"And all the girlies say he's pretty fly...for a white guy..."

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

Tuberculosis appears to rife amongst the Late Late kids...

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

I just loves me county...

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

All jokes aside, the kids fucking rock!

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

"We have a very special guest for you this evening...here he is!"

*Enoch Burke bursts out of a giant gift-wrapped present!

"And there's pronouns for everyone in the audience!"

#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

This account basically exists for me to get through the Late Late Toy Show...
#LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

Waft of cocaine off the #LateLateToyShow

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@_mullally_el_ Nobody was denied. She started her campaign too late. She wouldn't have been voted in anyway...just like you weren't voted in..

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@jessgill03 This is a parody account, right?

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@emowag420 The worst thing about Jungle Cruise was his hat. The man doesn't have a big enough forehead for a hat.

[Petronius @IrishPetronius]

@Mark__Lawrence Very common in Ireland.