Mary P

DC sports fan, ND alum, lawyer, lover of hoppy IPAs and broadway shows

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

I used to read the Washington Post sports section down to the transactions every day of my childhood, and it’s the key reason I know and love sports. #SaveThePost

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Who took a crap all over the Arizona cardinals

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Go Irish!

[Barstool DMV @Barstooldmv]

#3 on the depth chart but #1 in beers chugged

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Absolutely CRUSHED Christmas this year @RYOBItoolsusa

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Getting super hyped to see @Capitals at Bell Centre tonight and hopefully continue the road streak. Beat Habs! #Caps #CapsHabs

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Had a feeling about this pitch….

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Excellent wrapping job from the good people at @WilliamsSonoma

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

@brrrake Everything you do is great, so give yourself a break! 💪💪💪

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

@MarkZuckerman His ABs are a great time for a bathroom break

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Lando on Saturday @WolfTrapOpera, looking forward to @LandoNorris on Sunday @McLarenF1 let’s go boys!! #papaya #papayaarmy #mclarenF1

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

One F1 race closer to lavishing all my attention on @IndyCar Go @PatricioOWard!!

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Can we just be done with football now?

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

My @orangetheory is next to @Target so every workout costs me $200 #synergy

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Just realized this racecar onesie is actually a @LandoNorris one! Perfect! Let’s go boys! #papayafans #McLaren @McLarenF1 #USGP #letsgolando @SkySportsF1

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Just a little light reading at my kids’ book fair

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

@david_j_roth I assume you already have this on the calendar - can’t wait for the pod

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Still can’t stand the Mets, but damn.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

This is incredible.

(🎥 @SNYtv)

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

So sad today and not sure how to break the news to these two. We will miss you @JuanSoto25_ #Nats #MLBTradeDeadline #Soto @masnNationals @Nationals

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

@reynoldsgareth @thedollop @twin_elephant no chance for the DC show?

[Mary P @IrishScarletCap]

Oh FFS

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Washington is paying the full $28 million due to Carson Wentz this year, which includes a $5 million roster bonus due next week.

From now on, it's Commander Carson.