Irish_Valkyrie

Twitter, are you there? It’s me, Niamh. I work in disaster & hostile environments but I create neither. My dog is the best thing about me! Opinions are my own.

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

Has anyone else done the Ancestry DNA test? Any surprises? Mine was 97% Irish (as expected) and 3% Norwegian, so basically between 795 & 1014 AD during the Norse invasions a Viking or Vikings entered the family line. I’ve always wanted to be a Sheild Maiden 😁 #ancestrydna

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

Good job I have a nose 😂

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@WayneThyBvu Aaaah well spotted 😁 but not Bollinger its Bolgrad, a Ukrainian sparking wine, actually really nice and it’s always good to support local business 🍾 😁

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@SassyMetisChick This women is nothing short of a legend. Her strength and resilience despite the horrific abuse she endured so that her attackers will be more (hopefully) likely to face justice is awe inspiring!

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@earthcurated It’s thanking it’s lucky stars that Lilly Allen didn’t adopt it!

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@RajSKohliexcop Deepest condolences to you and your family Raj, may he rest in eternal peace 🙏

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I have absolutely no doubt that the local authorities are scuppering everything #diddlysquat simply because they are petty and jealous of #clarksonsfarm it’s so sad and counter productive because he is literally bringing income to the area and other local producers

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@British_Airways Why is it 7p a minute to call you? So I have to pay to make a booking and then to add insult to injury I pay more for the flight because the deals are only online. I’ll just head over to Virgin thanks.

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

@British_Airways what is going on with your website, it’s been like this consistently for the last two weeks (it has nothing to do with your sale 🙄) it’s impossible to book a flight!

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@RajSKohliexcop @cymru_79 @__Zeph__ @cop_ish @Brick_Cop @ACQ91 I’ve been off Twitter for a bit as I’ve been in the field and the first tweet I see when I opened the app was a Raj special 😂 never ever stop the dad jokes please 😂

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

@Cee_Ceelicious Genuine question. Isn’t he Latino? Born in Spain but to a Mexican father? How is it appropriation when it’s his culture? I know she is white but she’s matching him and it’s very respectfully and beautifully done.

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

@AdmiralUK why are none of your telephone numbers (your recorded message hangs up on the caller with no option to chat to anyone) or web chat working? I have an urgent query about my cover that cannot be sorted through ‘My Account’ (which is also down)

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@RajSKohliexcop @British_Airways Thanks Raj, it’s the thought that counts. I made sure I had a change of clothes in my hand luggage but doing 10 weeks without the rat if my clothes means I’ll be in rags by the end of it 😂

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

@British_Airways It was booking done through Qatar but the first leg was a Ba flight, the portal for reporting it missing wants the booking ref which is a Qatar one so you won’t recognize it. What do I do? It is BAs deliberate delaying of the flight that meant my bag didn’t make the transfer

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

@BBCBreakfast Some of the other Top Ten jokes were far funnier (well I’m sorry but I don’t apologise and the winning the how not to surrender gags in particular). Also I’m sure I’ve heard this one before so it’s not an original joke.

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@EndWokeness She happily stars in a film that is not inclusive and excludes a demographic of actors that are already under represented.

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@zarahsultana I respectfully disagree, as with all aspects of adult life, people need to be responsible when it comes to family planning so as not to overstretch themselves financially. The public coffers are not unlimited, it’s obvious that a threshold has to be drawn somewhere.

[Irish_Valkyrie @IrishValkyrie71]

I never thought I’d ever find a snail interesting, but Africa builds them bigger, this majestic chap was just going about his business when I nearly tripped over him. 🐌

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