pete.

Roses are red. Pickles are green. I like your legs, @fratboynik, and what's in between. {Rp. Mc.}

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Home Alone

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

It just doesn't feel like Christmas until you've dressed your Venus fly trap as Santa.

📹: https://t.co/grq05MEMt1

[pete. @IrishYouUp]

Happy Sunday to you. Yes, you.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me when someone wants to involve me in their social plans

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

It's a good thing Cookie Monster is starting a little earlier this year! 😂

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

OK this house won this year's best Christmas decorations contest!!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Now you see da funnel cake...now you don't! Me love dis magic trick. #SesameRoadTrip

[Aesthetics @aestheticspost_]

Colors of Autumn 🧡💚♥️💛

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THIS IS TERRIFYING😭😭😭

[pete. @IrishYouUp]

Y’all. Someone up for a chit chat? I need some company. Hit me up.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Happy Birthday, Jim! Join Kermit the Frog, Oscar the Grouch, and Gobo Fraggle as they celebrate Jim Henson, the man who inspired the lovers, the dreamers, and all of us to come and play and dance our cares away.

[pete. @IrishYouUp]

Looks like I’m retiring.

[Muppet GIF of the Day @GIFs_of_Puppets]

Today’s #Muppet GIF of the Day is…

[Muppet GIF of the Day @GIFs_of_Puppets]

Today's #Muppet GIF of the Day is...

[pete. @IrishYouUp]

Hey hey. Someone pep me the fuck up.