IronGuise

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Elon unveils Grok Imagine Emperor Kekius Maximus mode! From Spain to Morocco, for Good Friday, RED Friday, or #FursuitFriday, it brings Coexistence. Kanan & Neen binge LINGORM ILF EP7 while worshipping the frog king! Happy Friyay, Finally Friday! 🐸👑@elonmusk

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Good Thursday & Happy Friday Eve! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky reunited on National Intern Day for Thirsty Thursday. Showing zero Situational Awareness in Ceuta, it turned into Gears of War meets World War Z over #Medicare, #ThursdayVibes and #OlandriaxTheNextMove

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Dear Diary: Good Wednesday! Happy Hump Day! Fauci #wednesdaywisdom: Dracula & #AsteroidRH made COVID. Rand Paul screams Contempt of Congress, so I plead the 5th Amendment and Fifth Amendment. Operation Warp Speed won't save The NCAA or The Grammys. Happy Hump!

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Good Monday! Extra #MondayVibes & #MondayMotivation for a spooky #MondayMood: Fauci is running for Prez with VP Dracula as revenge for testifying! From Nickel City to DC, it’s pure bats, Creeping Death & Crimes Against Humanity this Mutant Monday!

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Good Monday! Extra #MondayVibes & #MondayMotivation for a spooky #MondayMood: Fauci is running for Prez with VP Dracula as revenge for testifying! From Nickel City to DC, it’s pure bats, Creeping Death & Crimes Against Humanity this Mutant Monday!

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Good Monday! Fauci being forced to testify over his private diary entries is pure #MondayMotivation. Imagine the Creeping Death drama on Mutant Monday: "Dear Diary, today's Crimes Against Humanity..." #MondayVibes #MondayMood

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Happy Sunday Everyone! Listen to #TheTrumpetSounding! It's Sunday Funday and #SundayVibes as Dennis Rodman exposes LeBron: MJ is GOAT! The legend Dennis Rodman is wilder than #JohnCandy, cooler than #Lando & #BlackPanther, loved by #PuertoRicans. Good Sunday! #SeductiveSunday

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Katy Perry & her #Caturday cat said "good riddance FIFA!" & skipped American Band practice for #UFCAbuDhabi! Good Friday & Good Saturday got wild watching Vini, Valter Walker, Kuniev & Rzepecki fight while Kyle Shanahan dropped a Ron Simmons "DAMN!" 🐱🥊

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Welcome to X! On National Tequila Day, RED Friday, Good Friday, Finally Friday, & Happy Friyay, Neen traded COPPER for shot glasses while Elon Musk broke #FridayVibes & #FursuitFriday. Why? #ElonLikedSwoleDoge! Truly a #teenagee fever dream. @elonmusk

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My #teenager played Resident Evil, cited Dumb and Dumber on Abraham Accords, & streamed on #OMETV for his #ThursdayVibes and #ThursdayThoughts. Good Thursday? No, Thirsty Thursday—I need wine. Happy Friday Eve! Still a Thankful Thursday.

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Good Wednesday! Ben Crump was out there on Hump Day spitting info about his team like a camel, totally overshadowing Nolan Wells like an Arrowhead. Happy Hump! Talk about wild #WednesdayVibes & #WednesdayMotivation! #LingOrmAtDiorSiamParagon

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JUST ANNOUNCED on ESPN: Watch out Republicans, Democrats, & socialists! Jessica Chastain & Coraline launched The Midnight Party! Other Mother is VP, OTHER MOMMY is PR. Good Tuesday & Happy Taco Tuesday! Grab a Happy Taco! #TuesdayVibes #TuesdayMotivation 🌮🏴‍☠️🎶

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Finally FIFA is over! A sissy sport. Gimme NASCAR or House of the Dragon look-alikes. Even Marvel Studios has more grit. Picture a Donald Trump double as Iron Man, a Thor clone fighting Yelena Belova, & a Captain America setup for Avengers Doomsday & Fantastic Four. Peak comedy!

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Happy Friyay! Finally Friday is here. #FridayVibes tell us to Move the 1 MAGA vote to Ashley Webb, the Friendly candidate who looks like Meatloaf in a #FursuitFriday suit! No Nancy Pelosi style Fraud or China Prison here, just pure RED Friday and Good Friday energy and humor!🎵🤣

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Good Thursday! #ThursdayThoughts on Happy Friday Eve is pure #ThursdayMotivation: Canada's fires rage, but Our Lady of Mount Carmel pouring wine sky-high boosts Morale like the Blue Angels. He is Him and She Is Her! Thankful Thursday or Thirsty Thursday?

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Good Wednesday! Happy Hump Day Standard Time. Matt Reeves directs Batman 2: Todd Blanche defends $BULLCAT, Yzerman plays ref, and "I Play Rocky!" yells the hot dog. Happy Hump! #WednesdayWisdom #WednesdayMotivation #NationalHotDogDay rules Standard Time.

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Happy Taco Tuesday & Bastille Day! 🌮🇫🇷 Good Tuesday, it’s a Terrific Tuesday to find #TuesdayMotivation & check Core CPI. Reverend, who the hell is Olandria Carthen? Georgia? She looks as boring as FIFA, yet #OlandriaxTIME100 is trending? I’d rather buy $IBM. Happy Taco!