Sir Vegan Dave from Skem

Address all replies in a polite manner respecting my knighthood. "Sir Dave...your comment"

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Ahem...

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Soggy biscuit eater

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

There never was a Russell Brand, according to @Meta.

Thank God for @elonmusk.

Stay tuned.

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

@DEmbo1878 Yup and had a countdown until "legal"

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

15

[alfie @SkintyalFia]

Chris Moyles everybody…

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Remember when Gylfi couldnt be named and another poor 31yr old had to state he isnt a nonce

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: A second unnamed male celebrity has secured an injunction stopping him from being named over sexual abuse allegations

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

The Rolling stones aged 25-32 wrote this song about shagging 15year old groupies, at concerts it got changed to 13...

It wasnt acceptable then

The older one clearly groomed his wife

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

@SteKairos Dave looks cool

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Bolo touches Gorilla shaped doll

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Russell Brand on his 3rd soggy biscuit in prison

Looking at who of his mates beyond Walliams will join him

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Fire enough tweets that you get one right

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!

[BluesAgainstBloodCancer @BluesVCancer]

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[BluesAgainstBloodCancer @BluesVCancer]

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[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Baddiel celebrating 2 terrible men

[Steve Powers @StevePowers_]

🚨David Baddiel PRAISES his pal Russell Brand for TRICKING six young women into having an orgy. Claims he has now OUSTED his other pal David Walliams as the top shagger😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

@bbcmerseyside Anyway in the real world

Suppose most of us like top quality gritty drama in a boss city.

Suppose he could do one about the mayors...chippy tits series 1, then a mayor who watched a stadium get built and was surprised it needed a train station

Night mayors...

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

If its one case and initial evidence is flimsy i understand reporting restrictions

If its many cases fuck no, get them named

Same system that has allowed a vulnerable woman sign a nda that stops her talking to a therapist ffs

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Guy from the mighty boosh has gone quiet

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

Despite a judges summing up descibing Brand expecting a young girl to clean up her own shit, blood and semen off his bed...after anal rape with her saying no

Women and men on here are defending him

Women defending a rapist is nasty

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

DJ Plonka has gotten away with being the original Walliams. In plain sight.

So the new guy is not him as they could only convict his mates

So there is someone new and its many victims

Bbc needs big overhaul

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

A second man hiding behind the high courts

About time they reviewed the disparity of law between poor & rich

Should be named

Anyway its triggered a lot of "who lookslike a nonce tweets"

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

You plonker

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Second mystery male celeb 'has injunction' blocking allegations from being published https://t.co/X5uyjnAt8T

[Sir Vegan Dave from Skem @Irontoffee]

@Everton £35 for a hat made out of stuff funded by fans buying beer.

Looks cheap

One day we will return to a functional shop with boss stuff in it