✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿

Flowers, perfumes, cats, dogs, anime, books, food and booze 🫶🏽❤️

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

A queen asked me if I had a pen today, I was heartbroken to find out she didn’t need my pink or purple pens🥹. Where’s the whimsy in corporate???

[LoluActually🧚🏾‍♂️🌟 @DeityLolu]

yellow belts be so TEA.

[Check your mail Bizzibuddies @BizzonthetrackK]

nuu mewsic for the streetsssss

[SEMZBOBO @semzbondd]

Big Performer w @BlaqBonez out now   prod. by @ppriime_
#semzbobo

[SEMZBOBO @semzbondd]

the darker the berry the sweeter the…🤷🏽‍♂️😉

[Otunba Dékúnlé @dekunle_ib]

You can’t know if you don’t have

[Princess🍸 @elysianbbg]

Occupation : Please can you turn down the AC a bit?”
Best in cold. I’m always cold 😔.

[Akachukwudiya 🎱😈 @EmperorZookazel]

E tell her “leave here now!”😭😂

[BARiSTÃ📊 @IfeanyiBrown6]

if you know anyone battling cancer, please tell them to register and enroll with the NHIA. NHIA now covers 100% of radiotherapy costs. share this information, it could help save a life.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

If you put me for talk
I go talk and you no go like wetin I go talk

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

That first one😭😭😭. It’s like you don’t have anything better doing at home

[Imade. @ImadeIyamu]

- Not leaving the office after closing time till Oga has left the office even though they’re doing nothing

- Spending precious time arranging recipients in an email in order of seniority/rank

Nigerian corporate ‘respect’

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

@love4odin @Tobipeter8 Think about it 🙂‍↕️

[Tobi Peter @Tobipeter8]

Even Spider-Man no dey call Ironman Tony

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

@shit_for_her Happiest birthday queennnnn❤️❤️❤️❤️

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

@mo4hunnid @midelonbaby If you say so my boss

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

@mo4hunnid @midelonbaby You sure?

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

Some people buy vaults so they’re buried with family

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

There is oh😭😭😭

I hate the reality of this because it does happen

People are being buried on other people in that Yaba cemetery. The day I saw it, my heart broke, it sank. Up to 5 people could be sharing one grave and there are hundreds of thousands if not millions like that.

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

Wait…

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

in your 20s, you’ll meet a gorgeous soft-speaking woman who’s on birth control.

i have no advice for you.

[✿❀ 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓛𝓲𝓵𝔂 ❀✿ @IrregularIfe]

I was the tech bro making websites. Mumu girl

[bo @bojicouture]

my favourite kind of romance is when tech broers make websites for their partners