Douglas Holmes

pastor, father, husband, future pope

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex If you wanted to poop together you should have told me

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex Do we have to?

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex I've got a few ideas

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@MLB how many complete subscriptions do we need to buy to watch the games we should be able to see? this apple plus thing is a garbage move

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex I thought it was when you tried to curl into a fetal position on the top of the Eiffel Tower

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex I'll take some retail therapy please

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex You and your weird fetishes babe

[Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II @RevDrBarber]

To fellow members of the human family in the GOP, you have no credibility in calling for healing until you repent of all the division you engaged in, even before Trump.

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

You know it's going to be a lot easier for the Secret Service to watch over Trump when he is in prison. #formerpresidenttrump

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

If Pence's head exploded right now, would the fly still be there?

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

Why do I throw up in my mouth every time Pence opens his mouth and answers a question he wasn't asked?

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@abbycleaveland @caraandrix_26 Who is responsible for this decision?

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

If you have a Confederate flag up, you don't get to celebrate the Fourth of July. Choose what you celebrate wisely.

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@mikegehrling I'm wondering if it's because of needs of the moment or was preplanned long ago

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex You're just jealous you didn't think of it first

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@jessismiles__ //

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex I'm printing this tweet out and will leave it under the tree Christmas morning

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@pizzahut hey, just wondering if it's company policy to fill the lunch buffet with pizza no one wants so they don't have to make more?

[Douglas Holmes @IrreverendDoug]

@RecycleRex 19th Birthday