Kate Holmes

Writer | Comedian | Also Tired | Producer @DWCFest

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

How am I suppose to live my life with no regrets knowing that I gave so many blowjobs to future republicans in high school

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

Change the fucking record

[NOT ALLEGEDLY @mikeandawldat]

Oouu I thought Mindy Kaling turned it up on you hoes

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

@katya_zamo Finally.

[Alana McLaughlin🏳️‍⚧️ @AlanaFeral]

Pure. Fucking. Spite.

[liss #teammorphine&akeria @lizones]

lord take all of katya’s pain, triple it and give it to chris brown

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

Together turned me on actually

[briennepilled tarthcel ⚔️ @basedpeeliker]

fuck yes girl

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

idc who talks sht about me cuz i talk sht better and i'm funnier

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I want to watch the Ticketmaster CEO try to buy concert tickets during a presale.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

I think I’ve grieved Catherine O’Hara’s death harder than Erika Kirk grieved Charlie.

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

I’m too high for this

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

I know tigers are big, but I definitely wasn't expecting her to come around the corner that massive

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point

[Kate Holmes @RecycleRex]

I pray that whoever made my Jersey Mike’s sub tonight gets their jersey dick sucked

[luke @theemarbleindex]

Fiona Apple was only 22 when she released "when the pawn…"

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

this is probably what it felt like when jesus was resurrected

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

shot