IrvTheMediocre

We do it for the memes and whatnot. That awkward guy that somehow married the popular girl. Things and such.

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I just gagged numerous times brushing my teeth and scrubbing my tongue. Ladies and gay gents kudos to you. I don't see how you do it. Your work should not go unnoticed.

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@TThomp69 I MISSED IT! 😢

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@TThomp69 @raekennedy_ @elle_nic_woods The amount that I get stopped now with people calling me Kelce is crazy, and I think of you every time.

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@TThomp69 @raekennedy_ @elle_nic_woods Irv the Mediocre!

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It has been A WHILE. Just in case you were wondering, Nic is gorgeous as usual, but I am now obese 😬. I went a little too hard last date night at the casino.

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@elle_nic_woods @pearlythingz

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@MittsubishiZero Wear it proudly in public!

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Every time I fuel up my truck I make sure there is at least one "69" on the pump, because I am really mature.

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"I don't have multiple personalities. I have multiple personas. I am not crazy. I am just talented."
-@elle_nic_woods

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@BestBuySupport No need. My man Andrew got me squared away finally. I appreciate you reaching out though.

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Tried to have a conversation with @elle_nic_woods about some current memes that would have worked well in the time of Harambe.
Her response: "The gorilla?"
1. Totally confirmed my meme choices.
2. I told her she owes me a 2 page report on the cultural significance of Harambe.

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@elle_nic_woods @ask_aubry She needs to run. That guy knew exactly what he was doing by hiding it until he got back.

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@elle_nic_woods @lporiginalg Nowhere in the real world is an equation written like that. They could make it more simple and let you know what all is included in the denominator.

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@elle_nic_woods @JasonKelce . @JasonKelce is easily the better looking of the two brothers, so I am thrilled to look like him. Just wish I had half his talent.

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@elle_nic_woods That was the only acceptable way for us to lose Bill and Frank!

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Sorry MLB fans...with the Dana Brown hire, the @astros world series window just stretched another 5 or so years. 😁

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@Clay25690731 Hell yeah man! Proud of you brother!

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@elle_nic_woods @Kheumani Whatever is said doesn't leave our trust circle though!

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@elle_nic_woods

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@Clay25690731 HighSchool Prep Team and Travel ball this spring for "Snacks" and Travel soccer for "Stellar". Needless to say we are going to have a busy spring!

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@Clay25690731 We also had moments like this playing wiffle ball😂

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@Clay25690731 I have lots of videos like this. Unfortunately mine liked to be in his undies every time 😅. Great memories!