katie🐝

My thighs are so big because they're full of secrets.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

I want a twitter but for the girls only.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

When the rapture comes, God will only take the manatees, who have done nothing wrong

[jodie @jodieegrace]

dream blunt rotation

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

story of my life 😭

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Why does the lighting in dressing rooms feel like such a personal attack?

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

@jul13_48 Peep the lil tongue peaking through 🥺

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Chiefs won because Ri wore red #Confirmed

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Why does the government hate us all on such a personal level

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

@lateraleegator Plz I want to come to this!!

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Honestly, I moisturize and I feel complete

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

I’m always so sad in January lol

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

@itsnataliaa18 It was actually so embarrassing. I opened the door only wearing my big sleep shirt. I was so disheveled

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Not me accidentally calling 911 in my sleep and the cops showing up to my apartment at 2am 🫣💀

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

@lildodgee APPARENTLY if you press the lock button 5 times iPhones call 911 and I must have done it in my sleep 😭😭😭 absolutely mortifying

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

By far the most embarrassing things that’s ever happened to me as an adult 🤦‍♀️

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

This is literally everything I want in a World Cup final omg

[katie🐝 @IsKatieOkay]

Not me redownloading hinge and going absolutely feral on it for the last 3 hours 👀