Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet?

Probably Not

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Well…. All good things come to an end. Turns out this asshole is now Dr. Stayton. As much as I hate to say it, he was right. It would, and DID happen.

Congrats (go fuck yourself), Riley Stayton. You are a doctor.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

It appears there are steps being made in the right (WRONG) direction here. After long nights of studying, stress, and promoting Prom for adults in med school, this guy is now going to be an orthopediologist (?). Still not a doctor though.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

We discussed match day today. Has not happened. That being said, not a doctor.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Riley Stayton, you’re NOT a Buffalo Bill, OR A DOCTOR!

[Ajay Cybulski @AjayCybulski]

Rome Odunze, YOU’RE A BUFFALO BILL.

Malik Nabers, YOU’RE A BUFFALO BILL.

Brian Thomas Jr, YOU’RE A BUFFALO BILL.

Tee Higgins, YOU’RE A BUFFALO BILL.

Brandon Aiyuk, YOU’RE A BUFFALO BILL.

This next month will be fun.

#BillsMafia

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

I’ve lived nine lives since the last time I did a status update. Crazy thing is, the guy is still not a doctor!

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Great confirmation from field correspondent @willriney28 - still not a doctor. Solid middle part.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Do pigs fly? No.

Is Riley a doctor? No.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Not yet - had prom this past weekend though.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

It’s that time of the year again! Any fake doctors, technically, are dressed as Riley! Not a doctor.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

At this rate it’ll be the year 2250 when this guy gets to add M.D. to this name

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Hmmmmm
(Not a doctor)

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Need to make an edit from our field correspondent @grahamcox270 - he is NOT a doctor. Great picture though, and the hair looks great.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Update:

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

TONIGHT. IS. THE. NIGHT.
#MedicalTogaParty

still not a doctor

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Well la-tee-ta-da, someone’s a “med student” now. Not a doctor.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

No - but there is a pre-med party coming up this week for a $10 entry fee.

Send all inquiries to @rileystayton

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

@rileystayton ??

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Rumored to still be in med school - meaning he is not a doctor.

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

SHIT. FUCK. He’s getting close!

[Is Riley Stayton A Doctor Yet? @IsStaytonADoc]

Fuck no he’s not